Damn do gooders.

[loogie]

This bitch comes to my door, I'm in my underwear, but I still answer the door. So she talks about how they help people better their writing skills. "Is that something you would stand behind?" I'm say yes and ask what would that entail me doing? I want to know if they want me to volunteer, which I would gladly do, or if they just want money. So she tells me to sign my name and give my address. Again, I ask what would be required of me to support them. Eventually, she says that I would have to give a donation. I say no. The bitch then says, "well, you should have told me no then." I then tell her that she should be more straightforward and quit beating around the bush. At which point she storms off and calls me a moron. All she had to say was we need money

Damn solicitors, at least the Mormons are nice. The only people I welcome knocking on my door are people bearing food, or people of the opposite sex.

 

[Adul]

LOL loogie. Sure she wasnt trying to check you out

 

[zippy]

Loogie: "Yes I'd be interested in buying one unit of the "Better Writing for Hicks" kit."
Girl: "Yeah...I'd be interested in buying a unit from you, mr. underpants..."
Loogie: "What did you just say."
Girl: &quot;Moron...&quot; <runs off>

 

[oldandquitemad]

Moral to the story: DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR.

In time, you will learn this.

 

[BiB]

And along with that DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE. Just get call minder, I hardly ever answer the phone now. If its important enough they'll leave a message; so I check afterwards. Its a nice filter for morons and people trying to sell me crap.

BiB

 

[vi edit]

Or you can do like my neighbors across the hall did when I lived in the dorms -

Put a sign on your door that stated - &quot;Only knock on this door if you have beer or a pu$$y.&quot;

 

[zippy]

Heh, doorID would be nice...have a card that you swipe before you can ring the doorbell to identify yourself or who you are representing. hehehe

 

[IronMike]

Believe me brother, anyone, I repeat, anyone, who comes to your door is selling something!

 

[Digobick]

<< Heh, doorID would be nice...have a card that you swipe before you can ring the doorbell to identify yourself or who you are representing. >>

I'm sure the privacy cults would have a fit about this one, because they'd claim Big Brother is keeping track of where you are.

 

[loogie]

Heh. I'm gonna look for a mp3 of someone loading a shotty. Just play it whenever someone's at the door. It'd be hilarious hearing em run down the stairs. It being Texas, I'm sure they'd believe i had a gun.