Damn Commies are up to no good

Grminalac

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I recall a dastardly scheme they had a few years back to destroy the earth... Those communist S.O.B.'s were going to have everyone in red china jump at the same time, causing the earth to go out of orbit.
Luckily a stalwart group of patriots back in the good old usa jumped at exactly the same time, displacing the chinese jump and saving us.
God bless america
 

HappyPuppy

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While we're waiting for the Chinese to break out of their hole in Oklahoma, let's just build a humongous wall around the whole state and let them have it. Who needs Oklahoma, anyway? What's there except Fort Sill and Lawton? Let them have it.
 

Evadman

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I would like to say, that was funny.

?They need grain, they need land -- and most of all, they need women.?

LMAO!
 

unclebabar

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> let's just build a humongous wall around the whole state

you could call it "The Great Wall of Oklahoma"
 

Moonbeam

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Megan looks really Caucasian. Oh sorry, I was looking at the girl's link on that page. Screw the Chinese invasion.
 

Mean MrMustard

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Originally posted by: Grminalac
I recall a dastardly scheme they had a few years back to destroy the earth... Those communist S.O.B.'s were going to have everyone in red china jump at the same time, causing the earth to go out of orbit.
Luckily a stalwart group of patriots back in the good old usa jumped at exactly the same time, displacing the chinese jump and saving us.
God bless america

ROFL!!! Thanks for the sig!
 

Grminalac

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The greatest Weekly world news article to date in my opinion is
"Us Bomb Expert blown to bits repairing toaster."
That and the ongoing bat boy consiracy.
 

sandorski

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An ex-girlfriend used to buy WWN all the time. It's one of the funniest newspapers ever, kinda like Mad Mag for "news loving adults. :D