Damn 4th of July already

[Stumps]

12.04am, July 4TH ...only 21 more days till I turn 27, god damn I'm an old man already






somebody shoot me please

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Stumps
12.04am, July 4TH ...only 21 more days till I turn 27, god damn I'm an old man already






somebody shoot me please

I've got 18 more days til I'm 28... stop your bitching... the window on my chance to make millions in professional sports is closing... soon I will have to accept the fact that I will never make it into the pro-football hall of fame nor sleep with multiple cheerleaders at the same time.

 

[Rip the Jacker]

And I just turned 18...

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Stumps
12.04am, July 4TH ...only 21 more days till I turn 27, god damn I'm an old man already






somebody shoot me please

I've got 18 more days til I'm 28... stop your bitching... the window on my chance to make millions in professional sports is closing... soon I will have to accept the fact that I will never make it into the pro-football hall of fame nor sleep with multiple cheerleaders at the same time.

LOL.....looks like its off to the old folks home for you old timer

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Rip the Jacker
And I just turned 18...

Pause...

Realize all the stupid things you are doing right now... make corrective actions immediately... You'll thank me in 10 years.

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Rip the Jacker
And I just turned 18...

Pause...

Realize all the stupid things you are doing right now... make corrective actions immediately... You'll thank me in 10 years.

I.
Hate.
Wires.

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Stumps
12.04am, July 4TH ...only 21 more days till I turn 27, god damn I'm an old man already






somebody shoot me please

I've got 18 more days til I'm 28... stop your bitching... the window on my chance to make millions in professional sports is closing... soon I will have to accept the fact that I will never make it into the pro-football hall of fame nor sleep with multiple cheerleaders at the same time.

LOL.....looks like its off to the old folks home for you old timer

Oh you just wait... the worst thing about turning 27... I felt like I was 28 going on 30 the whole time I was 27..

 

[Psycho18]

I turn 19 in 3 months......I just hope my Drill Sergeants dont find out....they'll give me a real nice birthday gift........

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Psycho18
I turn 19 in 3 months......I just hope my Drill Sergeants dont find out....they'll give me a real nice birthday gift........

Where will you be then?

 

[Psycho18]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Psycho18
I turn 19 in 3 months......I just hope my Drill Sergeants dont find out....they'll give me a real nice birthday gift........

Where will you be then?

Ft. Lostinthewoods, Misery

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Stumps
12.04am, July 4TH ...only 21 more days till I turn 27, god damn I'm an old man already






somebody shoot me please

I've got 18 more days til I'm 28... stop your bitching... the window on my chance to make millions in professional sports is closing... soon I will have to accept the fact that I will never make it into the pro-football hall of fame nor sleep with multiple cheerleaders at the same time.

LOL.....looks like its off to the old folks home for you old timer

Oh you just wait... the worst thing about turning 27... I felt like I was 28 going on 30 the whole time I was 27..

I fell like I'm going on 50..and yet all of my older friends and relatives still call me a baby.

I was reminded of how old I am today when I went to my Home town of Temora(pop 4600, southwest NSW, 400Km's west of Sydney) and saw kids that are now 18, but last time I was there they were in primary school...it made me feel really ancient

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Stumps
12.04am, July 4TH ...only 21 more days till I turn 27, god damn I'm an old man already






somebody shoot me please

I've got 18 more days til I'm 28... stop your bitching... the window on my chance to make millions in professional sports is closing... soon I will have to accept the fact that I will never make it into the pro-football hall of fame nor sleep with multiple cheerleaders at the same time.

LOL.....looks like its off to the old folks home for you old timer

Oh you just wait... the worst thing about turning 27... I felt like I was 28 going on 30 the whole time I was 27..

I fell like I'm going on 50..and yet all of my older friends and relatives still call me a baby.

I was reminded of how old I am today when I went to my Home town of Temora(pop 4600, southwest NSW, 400Km's west of Sydney) and saw kids that are now 18, but last time I was there they were in primary school...it made me feel really ancient

Here's the kicker... are you ready?... Sitting down?

Your 10 year highschool reunion is this coming year.

 

[Engineer]

Young bunch of bastards!

<---- Grumpy old man! :evil:

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Stumps
12.04am, July 4TH ...only 21 more days till I turn 27, god damn I'm an old man already






somebody shoot me please

I've got 18 more days til I'm 28... stop your bitching... the window on my chance to make millions in professional sports is closing... soon I will have to accept the fact that I will never make it into the pro-football hall of fame nor sleep with multiple cheerleaders at the same time.

LOL.....looks like its off to the old folks home for you old timer

Oh you just wait... the worst thing about turning 27... I felt like I was 28 going on 30 the whole time I was 27..

I fell like I'm going on 50..and yet all of my older friends and relatives still call me a baby.

I was reminded of how old I am today when I went to my Home town of Temora(pop 4600, southwest NSW, 400Km's west of Sydney) and saw kids that are now 18, but last time I was there they were in primary school...it made me feel really ancient

Here's the kicker... are you ready?... Sitting down?

Your 10 year highschool reunion is this coming year.

nah...early next year...I already got the invite

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Stumps
12.04am, July 4TH ...only 21 more days till I turn 27, god damn I'm an old man already






somebody shoot me please

I've got 18 more days til I'm 28... stop your bitching... the window on my chance to make millions in professional sports is closing... soon I will have to accept the fact that I will never make it into the pro-football hall of fame nor sleep with multiple cheerleaders at the same time.

LOL.....looks like its off to the old folks home for you old timer

Oh you just wait... the worst thing about turning 27... I felt like I was 28 going on 30 the whole time I was 27..

I'm 26 now and part of me is looking forward to my 30's but another part of me isn't looking forward to being that much closer to my 40's

But with the fiancee becoming the wife in October of this year and kids to come in a few years time, I'm actually looking forward to my future.

 

[Stumps]

what really confused was when this really hot blonde 18yr old girl comes running across the street and gives me a big hug and a kiss on the cheek and says"Hi Matty, how are you, whatcha been doin?", I had no idea who she was or how she knew me..then it dawned on me...it was my best friends baby sister, I hadn't seen her since she was 11....she was just a littl kid last when I saw her, and now she was damn hot....damn didn't I feel like a dirty old man

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Stumps
what really confused was when this really hot blonde 18yr old girl comes running across the street and gives me a big hug and a kiss on the cheek and says"Hi Matty, how are you, whatcha been doin?", I had no idea who she was or how she knew me..then it dawned on me...it was my best friends baby sister, I hadn't seen her since she was 11....she was just a littl kid last when I saw her, and now she was damn hot....damn didn't I feel like a dirty old man

If there's grass on the field.....


Um, well yeah, I know what you mean.

Some of these youngins wearing skimpy clothing well get my attention but then I'm like "fvck, I'm 8 years older than her!"

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: lokiju

Originally posted by: Stumps
what really confused was when this really hot blonde 18yr old girl comes running across the street and gives me a big hug and a kiss on the cheek and says"Hi Matty, how are you, whatcha been doin?", I had no idea who she was or how she knew me..then it dawned on me...it was my best friends baby sister, I hadn't seen her since she was 11....she was just a littl kid last when I saw her, and now she was damn hot....damn didn't I feel like a dirty old man

If there's grass on the field.....


Um, well yeah, I know what you mean.

Some of these youngins wearing skimpy clothing well get my attention but then I'm like "fvck, I'm 8 years older than her!"

it gets like that at times....the problem I have is sometimes I forget(maybe conveniantly?)that I'm 26 and start to return the flirts and stuff like that, then one of my friends will "remind"me and then I just feel like a cradle snatcher