- May 19, 2003
- 23,332
- 249
- 106
You fucked up today big time brah. 
If I were you, I would have stood up in front of everyone, grabbed my nutsack into a fist, and been like YEAH THAT WAS ME, DO YOU WANT SEE A REAL LIFE WEINER TWEET.
For shame man, you went down like Spitzer on that herpied up hooker he was banging. Look where he is now.
DAMMIT. I am saddened as a Democrat, and as a man. You could've handled the ball situation better.

If I were you, I would have stood up in front of everyone, grabbed my nutsack into a fist, and been like YEAH THAT WAS ME, DO YOU WANT SEE A REAL LIFE WEINER TWEET.
For shame man, you went down like Spitzer on that herpied up hooker he was banging. Look where he is now.
DAMMIT. I am saddened as a Democrat, and as a man. You could've handled the ball situation better.
Last edited: