Dammit it is freaking July. Enough with the Fantasy Football already

[Medicine Bear]

I swear to God, Buddha, Allah, Reese Witherspoon's breasts, whatever you want to worship. I am sick and freaking tired of the "office jock" who probably never played a sport in his life bugging the sh1t out of me and everyone else about signing up for fantasy football. It is way too early jackass. Fvcking training camps haven't even started yet. Yeah I really want to setup a team and draft in god damned July. A$$hole.

I hate this guy. Even more than the fat bitches. Mr. Sporto as we call him struts around here like he is the second coming of Jordan, Ruth, Jim Brown, and Howe all rolled into one. Oh yeah he is the king of sports. Funny how whenever there is a company picnic or anything where there are going to be games played he is mysteriously injured. Hmmm curious.

 

[Saint Nick]

is this guy a fattie? or is he a n3rd? what stereotype is he?

edit:

nevermind, i just read he is the "office jock". we had a guy like that in our office but he moved to another building. pwned.

 

[bonkers325]

tomorrow you should ask them to sign up for Fantasy Life

 

[Dedpuhl]

I'll trade ya him for the guy in our office that is "unstable" and has threatened to kill everyone in the building.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
I'll trade ya him for the guy in our office that is "unstable" and has threatened to kill everyone in the building.

That type I can prepare for and handle.

We had one here. Had being the key word. A few of us got sick of his crap so we invited him out "for drinks" after work one day. Knew he would get mouthy. When he did the beat down commenced. Never showed his face here again.

 

[BAMAVOO]

Only 45 days until football kicks off.

 

[hypn0tik]

Hahaha. Why Reese Witherspoon though?

 

[meltdown75]

Go Lions!

 

[astralusion]

reese has fantastic breasts. that's why. i'd put them on the same level as most holy spiritual figures, but that's just me

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
I swear to God, Buddha, Allah, Reese Witherspoon's breasts, whatever you want to worship. I am sick and freaking tired of the "office jock" who probably never played a sport in his life bugging the sh1t out of me and everyone else about signing up for fantasy football. It is way too early jackass. Fvcking training camps haven't even started yet. Yeah I really want to setup a team and draft in god damned July. A$$hole.

I hate this guy. Even more than the fat bitches. Mr. Sporto as we call him struts around here like he is the second coming of Jordan, Ruth, Jim Brown, and Howe all rolled into one. Oh yeah he is the king of sports. Funny how whenever there is a company picnic or anything where there are going to be games played he is mysteriously injured. Hmmm curious.

I'm the fantasy football league commisioner for my league... I'm that guy of which you speak... and the reason we bother the crap out of you is you say, yeah that sounds like fun I'd like to play. We go ok hey.. thats sounds great.. we'll hold you a spot... here's the link to sign up. Now the team is filled except your monkey lazy ass won't sign up, so the rest of the league is all set to draft and get excited about the season... but you're holding us up. So yeah I'm annoyed... if you weren't interested don't say you were...can't the rest of us get excited about football season without dealing with you whiney naysayers...

-Max

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
I swear to God, Buddha, Allah, Reese Witherspoon's breasts, whatever you want to worship. I am sick and freaking tired of the "office jock" who probably never played a sport in his life bugging the sh1t out of me and everyone else about signing up for fantasy football. It is way too early jackass. Fvcking training camps haven't even started yet. Yeah I really want to setup a team and draft in god damned July. A$$hole.

I hate this guy. Even more than the fat bitches. Mr. Sporto as we call him struts around here like he is the second coming of Jordan, Ruth, Jim Brown, and Howe all rolled into one. Oh yeah he is the king of sports. Funny how whenever there is a company picnic or anything where there are going to be games played he is mysteriously injured. Hmmm curious.

I'm the fantasy football league commisioner for my league... I'm that guy of which you speak... and the reason we bother the crap out of you is you say, yeah that sounds like fun I'd like to play. We go ok hey.. thats sounds great.. we'll hold you a spot... here's the link to sign up. Now the team is filled except your monkey lazy ass won't sign up, so the rest of the league is all set to draft and get excited about the season... but you're holding us up. So yeah I'm annoyed... if you weren't interested don't say you were...can't the rest of us get excited about football season without dealing with you whiney naysayers...

-Max

I've been playing every year since 1991. No danger of me not signing up.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: astralusion
reese has fantastic breasts. that's why.

Indeed she does

 

[SpanishFry]

where's that wahhhmbulance ??

 

[Toasthead]

Its NEVER too early to start catching up in prep for fantasy leagues...in fact I almost never stop.

then again the top prize in our league is almost 4k so it pays to draft well

 

[mcvickj]

First FF season for me. We started the draft almost two weeks ago. Right now it looks like that was a wise move. Some of the people in the league are taking forever to pick. Any hot tips for a newbie?