Dammit, I need a big-ass stapler.

I finally finished my paper. It's 20 pages, titled "Shouldering the Burden: The effect of changing economies on worldwide occupational health" and I don't have a stapler big enough to conquer that many pages of thick inkjet paper.

I guess I'll take care of it in school tomorrow.

And I think someone in my building is smoking weed...the smell just wafted into my open window.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

staple them 10 pages at a time and then staple the two packets together by the middle 10 pages

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: jumpr
I finally finished my paper. It's 20 pages, titled "Shouldering the Burden: The effect of changing economies on worldwide occupational health" and I don't have a stapler big enough to conquer that many pages of thick inkjet paper.

I guess I'll take care of it in school tomorrow.

And I think someone in my building is smoking weed...the smell just wafted into my open window.

time to make a new friend?

 

[eyecandy86]

That must be a really boring paper.

 

[Wallydraigle]

I'm cringing at the thought of a big ass-stapler 🙁

 

[axelfox]

Bah, i've been regularly reviewing 50+ page papers.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
I'm cringing at the thought of a big ass-stapler 🙁

lol

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: axelfox
Bah, i've been regularly reviewing 50+ page papers.

My undergrad thesis will weigh in at 30+ pages.Cant wait until PH.D which should be around 130:brokenheart:

 

[Fenixgoon]

make sure its a swingline! 😀

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

When did 20 pages become a long paper... I hand in lab reports that are longer than that all the time, although they have several figures. In any case a non-wimpy stapler should be able to handle that.

 

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
When did 20 pages become a long paper... I hand in lab reports that are longer than that all the time, although they have several figures. In any case a non-wimpy stapler should be able to handle that.

All I have is a wimpy stapler. And this paper is not something I looked forward to writing, so 20 pages is a lot. 🙁