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dammit I can't sleep because I'm having a weird pee-problem...help!

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dpopiz

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you know how you can't get to sleep if you have to pee really bad? well I feel like I have to pee really bad, but I go over to the toilet and literally force it and nothing comes out....yet I still feel like I have to pee
it's keeping me awake
 
Time to have a little one on one with your penis 😛

Anyone starting my rant. Last night I downloaded erm 'rented' resident evil. Watch it until 1:00AM. Today I woke up around 12:00. Then I had a pepsi near dinnner, was plaing to drink that and my mom comes with mcdonalds and a big caffinated mellow yellow. I drank that. Now its 4:50 AM and I am still not asleep! Just when I was waking up at 7:00AM everyday! ARG!
 
or it could be a malfunctioning prostate gland or something similar.


or you could have just masturbated, and got thick clogging the tubes.
 
Originally posted by: Walleye
or it could be a malfunctioning prostate gland or something similar.


or you could have just masturbated, and got thick clogging the tubes.
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LOL!
 
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: Walleye
or it could be a malfunctioning prostate gland or something similar.


or you could have just masturbated, and got thick clogging the tubes.
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:disgust:
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why disgusted?


i'm trying to be honest. not get a laugh or anything.
 
Originally posted by: Walleye
or it could be a malfunctioning prostate gland or something similar.


or you could have just masturbated, and got thick clogging the tubes.
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We have a WINNAR!!!!!

FreAk
😀
 
I get that same problem.

Stand there at the toilet and its like....well ,goddammit you got me out of bed so pee already.

It gets irritating.
 
hmm I dunno what that was last night, but I drank a little something and was able to squeeze a little bit out and then I got to sleep. we shall see if this problem happens again
 
Originally posted by: vi_edit
UTI, STD, Kidney Stone, ect.

See a doc. None of these are good things.
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he's not going to go to a doctor until his penis falls off.... otherwise he would have done it already.
Everyone on here has no common sense.... humm i shot myself in the face.. should i see a doctor?

 
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