APC won't fix it - it's out of warranty, although they made it sound like they might help me out if it were a little newer, and they don't sell parts. They did point me to their trade-up program whereby they'll give 40% discount off new unit of equal or greater VA to any UPS from any vendor in any condition you return to them - and they even pick up the return shipping, sweet considering FedEx charged me $117 to ship that puppy with their cheapest plan and my corp discount.
FedEx is investigating internally, as there was a status scan Saturday stating "box busted, computer damaged" and delivery driver logged it as improper handling. Unfortunately, I failed to take their insurance and their initial response is refund shipping costs and $100. Hopefully, as a medium sized corp customer, they might do better for the sake of good business, because as noted, they did damage it and I know how well it was packed.