- Jun 19, 2003
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Well, here I was sitting all along on this four lane road in the middle of nowhere. The light takes about 2 1/2 minutes to cycle and I barely missed it. I sat there for about 30 secs when I see head lights in my rearview mirror. I am in the right lane and a county sheriff pulls up next to me. I am still sitting there. Roughly 30 seconds before the light changes to yellow, I look over at the cop. He looks about 25-30. I put my car in neutral and rev it to about 3000 rpms twice real quick. The sheriff looks at me with the weirdest look on his face and then LAUGHS at me. I just looked away. The light changes and I pull away REAL slow like the responsible citizen that I am. The sheriff however, FLOORS the car, squeaks the REAR tires of his Crown Vic and is GONE. There I am, all alone again, laughing my a55 off.
