Daily Show gets it right (every once in a while)

cwjerome

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I guess the issue is a little old, but still good stuff for anyone who hasn't seen it...

Very Funny

"If only there was an organization that was sworn to defend your free speech"

Hand downs the best subtle sarcasm I have ever heard...and the response was just unreal!
 

Perknose

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"So if we got rid of all the police there would be no crime?"

Dreamy moon pause while the woman considers this unexpected logical extension of her assertion that if we got rid of weapons there would be no violence . . .

"Potentially!"

:laugh:
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: Perknose
"So if we got rid of all the police there would be no crime?"

Dreamy moon pause while the woman considers this unexpected logical extension of her assertion that if we got rid of weapons there would be no violence . . .

"Potentially!"

:laugh:
I'm reminded of a line from The Simpsons, after an asteroid briefly threatened Springfield:

"Let's go burn down the observatory so this never happens again!"

*angry mob runs off*

 

Kuragami

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Yeah I mean seriously how stupid can all those people be? They never served and don't know the cost soldiers go through to keep them safe. That's why we have a military. They don't understand that we fight them there so we don't have to fight them here.

Like this guy:

"I suspected I was just part of a racket at the time. Now I am sure of it. Like all the members of the military profession, I never had a thought of my own until I left the service. My mental faculties remained in suspended animation while I obeyed the orders of higher-ups. This is typical with everyone in the military service.

I helped make Mexico, especially Tampico, safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefits of Wall Street. The record of racketeering is long. I helped purify Nicaragua for the international banking house of Brown Brothers in 1909-1912 (where have I heard that name before?). I brought light to the Dominican Republic for American sugar interests in 1916. In China I helped to see to it that Standard Oil went its way unmolested.

During those years, I had, as the boys in the back room would say, a swell racket. Looking back on it, I feel that I could have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents."

-Major General Smedley Butler, USMC.
 

Deeko

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I saw this when it was live....just as hilarious this time. Man I hate hippies.