Adminisphere:[/b] The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
Adult:[/b] A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Arachnoleptic fit:[/b] The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Arbitrator:[/b] A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.
Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
Chickens: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Craughed: To laugh and cry simultaneously.
Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.
Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.
Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Flusterpated: Being so flustered that words get bound up inside you.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Generica: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Handkerchief: Cold Storage.
Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.
Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The O. J. trials were a prime example.
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Lasterday: Any day before today.
Left Bank: what the robber did after his bag was full of loot.
Misty: How golfers create divots.
Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better.
Mouse Potato: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
Onosecond: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Paradox: two physicians.
Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the s*** out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
Perfect Pitch: what it is when you throw a banjo in a dumpster and it didn't hit the sides.
Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.
Phonecrastinate: To put off answering the phone until caller ID identifies the caller.
Polarize: what penguins see with.
Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Raisin: Grape with a sunburn.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Relief: what trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.
Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size six.
Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.
Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.
SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.
Subdued: like, a guy, like, who works on one of those, like, submarines, man.
Sudafed: bringing litigation against a government official.
Swipeout: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
Toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction.
Vocabularian: A person who makes up new words.
Wrinkles: Something other people have. You have character lines.
Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.
404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.
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