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"DADDY! I FOUND A HOLE!"

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nativesunshine

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"DADDY! I FOUND A HOLE! But why isn't it on my knee where I can see it?"

someone said that when he was two years old after finding his butt while in the bathtub.


Anyone else have "cute" childhood stories like this one?




^^ note the quotations around cute....i think this story may be the proof we need that a certain someone is *ahem*. hehe....
 
My uncle is a snooty New Yorker, through and through, all about the image. He married my aunt, who is from West Virginia. Their first son took after the mothers side, and while they were in a fancy resturaunt, he comes back from the bathroom, and in his loudest voice, with the biggest southern accent you could think of, shouts "DADDY, DADDY!! I USED THE BIG POTTY!!!!"

My uncle was about to die 🙂
 
When I was 2 or 3 my dad had me on his shoulders as he dragged us home an xmas tree from the store a few blocks away. We walked under a tree and a branch knocked my hat off. I said:

"Oh sh!t my hat fell off."

My dad laughed, and told my mom and his mom... They all thought I was gonna grow up to be some punk ass kid cause I was swearing at 2 🙂
 
When i was two or three i used to like to make up words. Im not quite sure why but none the less one day i made up the word "FVCK" (v is u). I was truly convinced i had made up a word, so i went around my house screaming it and went bragging to my parents about the new word i had made up. I can still remember the talk they gave me. They tried to tactfully explain that "FVCK" was an existing word that was very inapropriate, and that I had to stop saying it. It still cracks me up thinking about how i would have explained that to a 3 year old.
 
Originally posted by: LordJezo
Awww... I wish I remember when I said that..

Only my parents do though...
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But I'm sure your brother can help w/ this one 😛
 
I used to say "fvck" instead of "truck" when I was little, apparently... but damn, some of you were speaking quite coherently by age 2 according to some of these quotes! 😛
 
Originally posted by: zCypher
I used to say "fvck" instead of "truck" when I was little, apparently... but damn, some of you were speaking quite coherently by age 2 according to some of these quotes! 😛
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If you buy your toddler a model of a big red vehicle that is used to put out fires, please call it a "fire engine" instead of a "fire truck".
I speak from the experience of my son and his son.

 
Originally posted by: Cyberian
Originally posted by: zCypher
I used to say "fvck" instead of "truck" when I was little, apparently... but damn, some of you were speaking quite coherently by age 2 according to some of these quotes! 😛
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If you buy your toddler a model of a big red vehicle that is used to put out fires, please call it a "fire engine" instead of a "fire truck".
I speak from the experience of my son and his son.
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roflmao 😀 😀 😀
 
When we were trying to teach our son, at age 2-3, to be polite when speaking. He would say ask for water of juice, we would say "say please OK." Well after a couple of days he got it right, kind of. He started saying, Juice, please OK. Everthing after that always followed by, Please OK and a smile.

I wish I had it on tape or even video.
 
Mom said once when I was < 5yrs old, she was in her room watching TV at night, and she heard me yell out "FVCKING SH!T!!!!". She came out, and there I was, lying in bed, completely asleep. :Q
 
I was in the bathroom at a restaurant washing my hands when a little boy and his father came in. I was drying my hands when I heard the little kid say "Daddy why is yours bigger than mine?" I just about died laughing on the spot.
 
Originally posted by: Haller
I was in the bathroom at a restaurant washing my hands when a little boy and his father came in. I was drying my hands when I heard the little kid say "Daddy why is yours bigger than mine?" I just about died laughing on the spot.
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it would have been funnier if it was the other way around. lol.
 
I have some good friends, and one of their children has trouble with the K in Kitty... he says Titty. Here titty titty.
 
A friend of mine told me a story about her daughter a long time ago. Her daughter was about 5 years old and very bright. They had dishes soaking in the sink and a saucer in there too. She said... "Look Mom, a floating saucer!" 😀
 
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