Daddogg Wisdom: Fresh Air

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Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Being a good little Windogg I often take wisdom from the Daddogg.

Solution to clearing noxious gasious intestinal methane discharges in a jiffy? Don't hold your breath, it'll only prolong the agony. Instead have everyone breathe very fast through their mouths. It'll clear the room in a jiffy. Nothing like putting Mother Nature's HEPA filters to work for a good cause.

Funny how sleep deprivation draws old thoughts deep in the bottom of one's mind.

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Windogg

Lifer
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Trying the technique solo through your nose can be very hazardous. That is why you have to do it in groups or train yourself to breath through your mouth. A couple deep breaths from a group of ten will have the air smelling like roses (or garlic) in no time.