Dad... what is a penis pump?

rudder

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Moral: if you have trouble pronouncing pump, and are flying with your mother and children... please leave the pump at home.
 

Scarpozzi

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If it's in your luggage, that's ok....it's the road-side pumps that scare me cause you never know when they're going to go off.
 

ArchCenturion

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Reminds me of a story of some indian guy that got in trouble here at work because he had a little black box. It was his voltometer but he called it his "vom" with a thick indian accent.

the guard thought he said bomb and the whole situation escalated. they had to pat him down, and do a full car search, and started doing their bomb procedures.

I guess the guy shouldnt have brought his personal voltometer to work.