dad sent me a box full of peppers..

[Jodell88]

Have fun eating the scorpion.

<-- I don't even touch those peppers and I live here.

 

[dank69]

We are doing personal news in this forum now?
OK wife n kids are at lake and I'm wack-ing it

ftfy

 

[BoomerD]

Those are peppers that will skullfuck you in your sleep. Be careful!

Exactly...all the more reason for waggy to eat them...the no-spelling sumbitch!

 

[Midwayman]

Cut them open, rub them in your eyes and on your genitals, they make a good moisturizer

Make sure you have video of yourself doing this.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Just put them all in your mouth at the same time. They will cancel each other out.

That or make some food for your dad and slip some in there.

 

[lxskllr]

Sounds like a nice collection. They'd be good in Indian food.

 

[NetWareHead]

Hot peppers are great. Beware of the old saying. Eat once but pay twice. Imagine the feeling on the very last part of your digestive tract as you pass what amounts to fire-sauce. Hope you have a donut pillow.

 

[brainhulk]

1 box is not bulk

 

[Puppies04]

I have eaten a Ghost pepper, I wouldn't suggest anyone else did it unless I was there with a comfy seat and a bag of popcorn.

 

[_Rick_]

Make your own pepper spray.

Throw them in a blender, add some oil, and then into a pump-spray dispenser.

Use liberally on stuff that mammals you don't like come in contact with.