JEBUS my pops is tough. He finally returned my call.
"oh, well...you know I was traveling Europe and I got a little sick" Really? Not feeling well? You OK?
"yeah, I had to stay over in Italy for an extra 10 days" WTF?
"Well, turns out I had a heart attack. The doctors really took good care of me. Thank goodness for travel insurance, I got to fly back first class. Do you know what first class is on an international flight? It's 14 hours of ass kissing. It was pretty sweet. So how are your tomatoes doing?"
DAMN, talk about a tough old bird. I swear people that were young in the Great Depression are some tough people. The respect I have for him is unwavering.
"oh, well...you know I was traveling Europe and I got a little sick" Really? Not feeling well? You OK?
"yeah, I had to stay over in Italy for an extra 10 days" WTF?
"Well, turns out I had a heart attack. The doctors really took good care of me. Thank goodness for travel insurance, I got to fly back first class. Do you know what first class is on an international flight? It's 14 hours of ass kissing. It was pretty sweet. So how are your tomatoes doing?"
DAMN, talk about a tough old bird. I swear people that were young in the Great Depression are some tough people. The respect I have for him is unwavering.