Cyberdating (joke)

[KnickNut3]

Hope this isn't a repost:


Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS:

Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see
your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a
date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a
secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As
soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used
a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

You've Got Male!

 

[Kipper]

:thumbsdown:

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[Wallydraigle]

lame

 

[KeyserSoze]

That was terrible. I wish I had some rotten tomatoes to throw at you.






KeyserSoze

 

[Pepsi90919]

Hope this isn't a repost

no it's pretty terrible, pretty good chances it's not a repost.

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
That was terrible. I wish I had some rotten tomatoes to throw at you.






KeyserSoze

More like a brick

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
That was terrible. I wish I had some rotten tomatoes to throw at you.






KeyserSoze

Here ya go :rottontomato;

 

[KnickNut3]

Oh, come on, I know it's corny, but it's not the worst thing in the world.

Anyone who hates it that much must be self-conscious about laughing at corny jokes.

 

[KeyserSoze]

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
Oh, come on, I know it's corny, but it's not the worst thing in the world.

Anyone who hates it that much must be self-conscious about laughing at corny jokes.

:incoming-rottentomato;


I usually laugh at everything.



KeyserSoze

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

:thumbsdown:

 

[jjones]

 

[iotone]

yikes! *runs away*

 

[KnickNut3]

Originally posted by: jjones

Yay... 1 for 8.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: jjones
cyanide-

Fixed.

 

[Weeeman]

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
Hope this isn't a repost:


Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS:

Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see
your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a
date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a
secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As
soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used
a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

You've Got Male!

:thumbsdown:

denied!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
That was terrible. I wish I had some rotten tomatoes to throw at you.






KeyserSoze

here ya go

actually i thought the joke was cute

 

[cmdrmoocow]

Originally posted by: MadCowDisease
:thumbsdown:

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[Blueoak]

Too technical to be funny.