Cutting a spider in half doesn't kill it (now with video of spider slaying)

[schneiderguy]

There was a huge spider running across my desk so being the manly man I am, I whipped out my pocket knife and cut it in half.

Now there's the bottom half of a spider body on my desk, and the other half that had the head ran into the keyboard tray D:

Was this a zombie spider? :hmm:

update: video. This one wasn't a zombie D:

 

[drebo]

Pics?

 

[blackdogdeek]

manly men pick spiders up and eat them alive.

 

[Drako]

being the manly man I am

A manly man would just squash it and wipe the remains on his pants. An emo, would cut it. :awe:

edit: damn you blackdogdeek, beat me to the punch.

 

[BoomerD]

You fail with the knife-fu skills grasshopper.

 

[schneiderguy]

A manly man would just squash it and wipe the remains on his pants. An emo, would cut it. :awe:

Manly men use tools!

 

[Drako]

Manly men use tools!

A manly man knows that one of his best tools is his hand.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

All you did was make it mad. When night comes it'll be time for the spider's vengance.

 

[schneiderguy]

A manly man knows that one of his best tools is his hand.

Well I didn't want to break my right hand smashing it into my desk, because that is my fapping hand. And I decided that a knife in my right hand would be a better spider killer than my left hand.

 

[HumblePie]

Hydraulic locomotion reaction.

 

[Krazy4Real]

LOL! It's going to come eat your brains!!!

 

[RavenSEAL]

Pics or it never happened.

 

[mmntech]

A manly man knows that one of his best tools is his hand.

Nope. A real manly man needs only a boot and testosterone, for handing out asskickage.

 

[Jeeebus]

You're lucky the spider didn't shoot you gangsta style after your fail knife attack.

 

[Kadarin]

What you should have done was cut it lengthwise and thus turned it into two independent half-spiders.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I did that with a sizeable carpenter ant. Completely severed the thorax, and half the abdomen. The little bastard kept crawling forward with his two remaining legs. It was extremely unsettling. This is why the insects will win; they are unkillable.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Finally a schneiderguy thread worth reading :awe:

 

[schneiderguy]

Since I failed to provide pics I'm running around the house with a sharp knife in my hand trying to find another one D:

 

[schneiderguy]

My spider hunting weapons (Kabar is in case I run into the zombie spider again, not taking any chances D

 

[RavenSEAL]

Lol!

 

[Joseph F]

rofl

 

[911paramedic]

Finally a schneiderguy thread worth reading :awe:

lol

 

[schneiderguy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WOd_ul_-3E

not a zombie

 

[destrekor]

I wish to subscribe good sir, yet, alas, I am broke. I can has one, for free?

 

[Tim]

It looks like you live somewhere very filthy. Not suprised that you have spider problems. Enjoy your stay.