So I walk up to the register at the local parts store and noticed something out of place... the regular grimy ASE certified mechanics had been replaced with two cute ~18yr old girls! While the more attractive girl actually fit the part (tough looking, not in a T2 Linda Hamilton way but rather shy and innocent but knows how to take care of herself... that and I later realized she knew her auto parts), the other girl was ditzy and had mastered the art of valley girl speek, "...oh my god... and then, I was like.... ya know... so he was like... it was so like....like ya know?" I didn't notice any "ASE" patch on her shirt :/
manager - you can chat with her later, help our customer first
ditzy girl - can I help you? (big smiles)
me - I'd like to buy some spark plugs for an '88 T-bird
ditzy girl - (still smiling big) ok, what year is it?
me - ...it's an '88 :/
me - (knowing what was coming next) it's the 302 V8
ditzy girl - ok, let me get them!
(she skips off and comes back with plugs)
ditzy girl - here are all 4 plugs... you only needed 4 right?
me - no, I think this time I'll do the whole motor... (blank stare from girl)... so I'll need 8.
Behind me I could hear another customer chuckling
ditzy girl - oh, well we only have 7. Let me get all 7 for you.
me - thanks, but I'll pass on the plugs
I think I hurt that poor girl's feelings... I mean she really wanted to sell me some plugs.

manager - you can chat with her later, help our customer first
ditzy girl - can I help you? (big smiles)
me - I'd like to buy some spark plugs for an '88 T-bird
ditzy girl - (still smiling big) ok, what year is it?
me - ...it's an '88 :/
me - (knowing what was coming next) it's the 302 V8
ditzy girl - ok, let me get them!
(she skips off and comes back with plugs)
ditzy girl - here are all 4 plugs... you only needed 4 right?
me - no, I think this time I'll do the whole motor... (blank stare from girl)... so I'll need 8.
Behind me I could hear another customer chuckling
ditzy girl - oh, well we only have 7. Let me get all 7 for you.
me - thanks, but I'll pass on the plugs
I think I hurt that poor girl's feelings... I mean she really wanted to sell me some plugs.