Cute Exercise I thought of

[DigDug]

...which is considered by many to be around the cusp of the modern period of technological evolution, how would you describe the 20th century? Imagine that you are transported to an opera house, where you've already convinced the folks of your legitimacy. The naysayers have been hushed and the audience is developing a glassy eyed stare, waiting to hear what you say about your future. You are only allowed a maximum of 3 paragraphs, please - so you must think about what would make the cut in your description. Remember, these people haven't even concieved of plastic yet.

 

[loup garou]

"Heavy"

 

[Glavinsolo]

Condom Walmart Internet

I win!

 

[bdude]

Make sure to write this down: 53-14-5-16-29 and 7

 

[everman]

When everyone is selling, buy at the bottom of the market, oh and make sure you short all the way down

 

[CrackRabbit]

Buy gold when the government gives you the chance and hold on to it.
Your great grandchildren will thank you.

 

[her209]

Stillettos will be invented, lingerie aplenty, and blue magic pills will make you happy for hours on end.

 

[isasir]

You know that lightbulb thing that guy Edison did that you thought was pretty cool? Well, multiply that by a million.