Canadian Public Service Announcement
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, on Sunday, June 1st, at 2:00pm eastern time, all Canadian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists, circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terroist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in font of their house to prove they are not taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women.
And since the taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold-six pack at your side is further proof of your anit-taliban sentiment.
The Canadian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless Canada!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!:lips:
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, on Sunday, June 1st, at 2:00pm eastern time, all Canadian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists, circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terroist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in font of their house to prove they are not taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women.
And since the taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold-six pack at your side is further proof of your anit-taliban sentiment.
The Canadian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless Canada!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!:lips:
