Cute Blonde Joke

gittyup

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Sorry in advance if it is a repost.. :D


A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in
and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".

"Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then put all
these Frosted Flakes back in the box.
 

Cyberian

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This blonde girl was thrilled to get a jigsaw puzzle for her birthday. She set all of the pieces out on a card table and every day when she got home she'd set out to work on it. Finally, one day she jumped up from the table and ran to the phone. "Sylvia!" she cried, "Remember the puzzle you gave me? I finished it!"

"Gee Tiffany, that's great," responded her friend after a little hesitation. "But you mean to say it took you three months to put it together?" "Not bad, eh?" Tiffany said proudly. "On the box it says, 'Two to five years."