Customer on phone just said

sonz70

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Him: I droped the modem, and it stoped working
Me: Yeah, that never helps does it
Him: Well it's all just magic in those darn boxes ayway
me: LOL, yeah seems that way sometimes
Him: No, I mean it, Satan made these darn things with magic, they shouldn't exist.. (totally serious)

me: <ackward silence>
 

Nebor

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You should have told he would need 3 quarts of chicken blood to fix the problem.
 

SupaDupaCheez

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Originally posted by: sonz70
Him: I droped the modem, and it stoped working
Me: Yeah, that never helps does it
Him: Well it's all just magic in those darn boxes ayway
me: LOL, yeah seems that way sometimes
Him: No, I mean it, Satan made these darn things with magic, they shouldn't exist.. (totally serious)

me: <ackward silence>

Did you tell him that the DaVinci code never said anything about modems?!?
 

Slacker

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Originally posted by: sonz70
Him: I droped the modem, and it stoped working
Me: Yeah, that never helps does it
Him: Well it's all just magic in those darn boxes ayway
me: LOL, yeah seems that way sometimes
Him: No, I mean it, Satan made these darn things with magic, they shouldn't exist.. (totally serious)

me: TEH POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU, TEH POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU, TEH POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
FIXED :evil:

 

waitman

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I can't believe you posted this on the forums, now everyone will know that Satan is in charge of creating Technology!
 

sswingle

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If they shouldn't exist....then dont own one...

But I hope he knows, dropping it probably pissed off satan even more.