Cure for coldness

sillymofo

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A girl was traveling with boy friend in a carriage, in dead winter. As he complains to her that his nose is cold, she told him to put his face on her thighs to block the wind and warm it up. A bit later, he complains that his hands are cold, again the girl told him to put his hands between her thighs to warn them up.

The next day, the girl was traveling with her mom, she ask her mom what is a penis. After her mom explained it to her, she mumbles to herself "boy, they do make a mess when they thaw".
 

Mr N8

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I vote Brutuskends as a better version. Builds to the punchline better.