cultural fads

[norseamd]

Valhalla not Sovngarde.

Honestly I do get why some Native Americans get annoyed by cheap fad worshipping of their culture. But overall I think it is not the worst shit ever but I keep wondering why everyone is so interested in Norse culture yet they mock it in cheap shallow interest. What is pissing me off even more is when you get shallow assholes who think we are cool rampaging savages like the Encyclopedia Dramatica.


http://english.rice.edu/Content.aspx?id=2147483658

Vikings are people from somewhere around Norway Sweden Scandinavia Iceland Denmark Valhalla who raped the land and pillaged the women and wrote the book on getting drunk and fucking shit up. A common misconception is that it was the Irish who wrote the book on getting drunk and fucking shit up for the lulz, but the Vikings could (and did) show them a thing or two. A typical Viking outing involved getting into a rowboat so full of mead it could barely float, rowing it across the ocean while drinking said mead, raping and pillaging for a few days, and then rowing back across the ocean with the boat once again so heavy it could barely float due to massive amounts of l00t and booty. France and England benefited massively from the frequent pillaging and general pwning by the Vikings. The Normans (the result of bastard French/Viking children) later started the fad of invading England and updating their backward culture by showing them how to use forks and tie their own shoes. While they enjoyed their new talents, the Vikings enjoyed their women. Wikipedophiles occasionally claim that Vikings were no more violent than other people of the time, forgetting that other people of the time would generally wait for something resembling a provocation before raping and killing hundreds of people and setting their livestock on fire. Vikings just did it for the lulz.

Yes, much like their Native American cousins, the Viking of today exists in a cultural twilight, where the old culture is proudly clung to, but is slowly eroded by the need to purchase food from the Gas 'n Gulp because the white man shot all the buffalo and made them into fashionable negligee.

Unlike the Native Americans, though, the Vikings are creatures of hatred and malice. They are so evil that even the undead are frightened of them if they fail a saving throw against willpower (-6 due to the Viking's automatic Fearsome Scowl feat).

Recently, Techno Vikings have been appearing. This new breed of Viking is actually better then any that comes before.

Sure.


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https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Viking

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Native_Americans