Cruz is 'Lucifer in the flesh'

[Jhhnn]

In other words, anyone but Hillary. If Bernie was your nominee I'd vote Dem for President for the first time.

We? Anyone who dislikes the George W. Bush Neocon policy.
You used to rail against it, but you'll gladly back its continuation as you did with Obama, and now with Hillary.

So, "We" want to tear down the domestic establishment because of foreign policy... as if that makes sense at all.

Not to mention that "We" are so fond of false equivalency that "We" can't comprehend anything else.

 

[Thump553]

The Daily Show had a great bit on this last night (combined with the Fiorina VP selection). My thirty seconds of googling wasn't able to turn up the whole piece but here is the hilarious conclusion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NweM8uts7bQ

 

[soundforbjt]

Hey if Cruz is 'Lucifer in the flesh', does this make Carly...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4hlWALq6wA

 

[tweaker2]

The Daily Show had a great bit on this last night (combined with the Fiorina VP selection). My thirty seconds of googling wasn't able to turn up the whole piece but here is the hilarious conclusion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NweM8uts7bQ

Funny as all get-out

But now I'm sure to have nightmares about those two poltergeists haunting the White House for eight years.

 

[Jhhnn]

Hey if Cruz is 'Lucifer in the flesh', does this make Carly...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4hlWALq6wA

Well, she can't be the Chupacabra because Anne Coulter is the Chupacabra... or maybe the Chupacabra manifests itself in different ways being supernatural & all.

 

[Sonikku]

Did we ever find out if Obama was Lucifer or the antichrist?

Can't be both. :hmm:

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Well, she can't be the Chupacabra because Anne Coulter is the Chupacabra... or maybe the Chupacabra manifests itself in different ways being supernatural & all.

Given her age Carly is pretty attractive

 

[nakedfrog]

Did we ever find out if Obama was Lucifer or the antichrist?

Can't be both. :hmm:

Ugh, see? Obama is so terrible he couldn't even be the Anti-Christ correctly!

 

[Jhhnn]

Given her age Carly is pretty attractive

Yes, the Chupacabra casts spells over its victims.

 

[Jhhnn]

Ugh, see? Obama is so terrible he couldn't even be the Anti-Christ correctly!

What did you expect? He's black. He can't do anything right. He desecrates the racial purity of the White House. I mean, there's a reason it's white, after all.

(I pity anybody who doesn't see that as satire.)

 

[Bart*Simpson]

Did we ever find out if Obama was Lucifer or the antichrist?

Can't be both. :hmm:

Why not? Obama's messed up the economy so bad it makes sense he'd have to hold down two jobs!

 

[Jhhnn]

Why not? Obama's messed up the economy so bad it makes sense he'd have to hold down two jobs!

Yeh, Rush was right - it's the Obama recession somewhere in Glenbeckistan. We'd still be living in the Ownership Society if it wasn't for Obama. You betcha.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Why not? Obama's messed up the economy so bad it makes sense he'd have to hold down two jobs!

Look, everyone! It's a visitor from a parallel universe!

 

[soundforbjt]

Given her age Carly is pretty attractive

Google pictures of her before the plastic surgery.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I tend to empathize with Cruz tbh. Like, what if he just has Asperger's or something? I mean, how could he really be so repulsive that he was already infamous throughout Princeton his freshman year?

I don't think it's a bad thing that most other Republicans hate Cruz. It's funny actually because if it wasn't for Trump, Cruz would be the maverick, anti-establishment choice. It was only after Bush and Rubio fell that the party base really started to support him (and even there Kasich saw a lot of support despite fewer votes his way).

 

[brycejones]

Satanists have come out saying they don't want to be associated with Ted Cruze. Is he really to evil even for the devil to be associated with?

 

[shira]

I disagree with the comparison. Lucifer gave man intelligence and the capacity for rational thought. About all Cruz offers man is ignorance and stupidity. Comparing Cruz to Lucifer does him too much credit.

By most accounts, Cruz is actually a very, very smart man; even brilliant. Which is why the Lucifer comparison is so apt. How can someone with so much intellect be such a complete A-hole and advocate such such extreme strategies and positions?

 

[Jhhnn]

By most accounts, Cruz is actually a very, very smart man; even brilliant. Which is why the Lucifer comparison is so apt. How can someone with so much intellect be such a complete A-hole and advocate such such extreme strategies and positions?

You answered your own question. It's not an issue of intelligence but one of character. As assholes go, he's an absolutely magnificent example, much like Trump. They'll find a way to be at the top of the heap of assholes & be revered for their efforts by lovers of asshole authoritarianism everywhere.

 

[zinfamous]

Why not? Obama's messed up the economy so bad it makes sense he'd have to hold down two jobs!

by what metric is this true?

please show our work.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

by what metric is this true?

please show our work.

Didn't you know? The economy was doing just swell when Bush Jr left office. It's all been downhill since then.

 

[tweaker2]

So then, Trump isn't the spawn of the wicked campaign the Repubs cranked out of their Ministry of Propaganda against Obama. It's actually Cruz that's the original Dark One and Trump is the progeny, the Son, the Spawn of the Dark One who now seeks to destroy his own dreaded father.

It seems so clear to me now.