Crushing sessions....wut?

[highland145]

I don't even......

She has even arranged “crushing sessions” for her biggest fans, who pay to have the curvaceous woman sit on them and squash them.

“It’s just something that I have to do and I take it one day at a time,” she said. “I want to be remembered for something, and I think having the world’s biggest hips is what I was meant to be remembered for.”


http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2017/07/04/woman-risks-her-life-to-have-worlds-biggest-hips.html

 

[torpid]

I was kind of thinking it sounded reasonable until I clicked the link and saw what was actually happening. I was picturing something ala that masterpiece of a film where JCVD played twins and had his head crushed by a former Miss Olympia's thighs.

 

[highland145]

That would be a better way to go. Maybe I should change the OP.

 

[lxskllr]

curvaceous

That's stretching a euphemism to the point of virtual meaninglessness D^:

edit:
she's ~100#/foot. Think about that. When was the last time you picked up 1' of anything that weighed 100#

 

[nakedfrog]

Clicked the link out of morbid curiosity. Wish I hadn't.

 

[highland145]

Well if I had 12"...sadly it's only about 60lbs.