CRISIS STATIONS: Women getting BUTT implants.

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It's a growing trend. I heard a plastic surgeon in New York has done 40% more butt implants this year than the last (something like that). As a guy I feel I can tell you NOT to get a butt implant. You will never look like J-lo. Wanna know why? Because she's fitt and trim everywhere except for a slightly over-exagerated rear. Unless you have a very slim body a butt implant won't give you her look.

And let me tell you something else. Take your age and throw 10 years onto it. Do you want to know how your butt will look? Well I can't post a pic but it won't be pretty. If you're dying to use that gift certificate to the plastic surgeon get breast implants. Not a butt implant. That's just plain old wrong.
 

melly

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best they use butt plugs instead :p

my j-lo a$$ is a good thing, but it's not for everyone.
 

Heisenberg

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The whole "paying for a larger butt" thing just doesn't make any sense to me either. That's one area where it's really easy and cheap to make bigger. Just eat fast food every day for a month and use the money saved for something else.
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: caramel
best they use butt plugs instead :p

my j-lo a$$ is a good thing, but it's not for everyone.
It is for me!

Wait a second... I thought I was the only one?

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Originally posted by: Heisenberg
The whole "paying for a larger butt" thing just doesn't make any sense to me either. That's one area where it's really easy and cheap to make bigger. Just eat fast food every day for a month and use the money saved for something else.

loo, but then it could get too big and thats not cool
 

yellowperil

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Originally posted by: Heisenberg
The whole "paying for a larger butt" thing just doesn't make any sense to me either. That's one area where it's really easy and cheap to make bigger. Just eat fast food every day for a month and use the money saved for something else.

Exactly. KFC or Taco Bell + watching TV or other sedentary 'activity' = more junk in the trunk in no time
 

melly

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Originally posted by: Mustangrrl
Originally posted by: caramel
best they use butt plugs instead :p

my j-lo a$$ is a good thing, but it's not for everyone.
UM - butt plugs? :D

shouldn't mess with the arse...but if they want to...might as well use another kind of injection. non-surgical.

*shakes booty and giggles*

disclaimer: i just have a j-lo behind...not plugs.
 

newbiepcuser

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What is worse, I saw on some show that a guy was getting calves implant. He complained no matter how hard he worked out, he couldn't get them bigger. After he got them, he was showing them off to people at the bar, the beach ,etc. One girl commented (rolling her eyes), "oh great, plastic muscles.".
 

Sluggo

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Originally posted by: newbiepcuser
What is worse, I saw on some show that a guy was getting calves implant. He complained no matter how hard he worked out, he couldn't get them bigger. After he got them, he was showing them off to people at the bar, the beach ,etc. One girl commented (rolling her eyes), "oh great, plastic muscles.".

Mucho sweet calves are one of those genetic things, you have them or you dont. If you are stuck with genetic bird legs, it is almost impossible to get good calves.

 

Mustangrrl

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Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello
Women should be happy with the way they are. Too bad they can't see that
Not everyone is naturally cute like me... hahaha

Most women can't be happy with how they are, we are bombarded with suggestions from the media, men, and other women, that we are not good enough. We're not tall enough, thin enough, tan enough (well, some of us are), blonde enough, brunette enough, [insert random attribute] enough... ATOT is the perfect example, think about how bad most of these boys rip apart supermodels - SUPER MODELS for crying out loud!

Thankfully there are some of us who are as comfortable with ourselves as we can be, and define ourselves based on our character and personality rather than how many young males would "hit" us. However, my ass really is sort of flat, so I am currently accepting donations for my new, improved, jellyroll ass :D