Crippled Masters

[hopeless879]

I was browsing the bargain bin at FYE the other day and came about this movie Crippled Masters. It looked amazing. What more could you ask for out of a movie and a ninja with no legs and a ninja with no arms teaming up to fight evil. It was only $6 on DVD. I was going to buy it but had absolutely no money on me, went back the next day and it was gone.

 

[CrazyDe1]

hahahahah...my rooommate in college had an obssession with this...and then I finally saw it and couldn't stop laughing...

The end battle consists of the guy with no legs on top of the guy with no arms and they're fighting...it's great drunken entertainment

 

[hopeless879]

Originally posted by: CrazyDe1


The end battle consists of the guy with no legs on top of the guy with no arms and they're fighting...it's great drunken entertainment

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

 

[Schadenfreude]

Ninjas . . . in a chinese movie . . . riiiight . . ..

 

[CrazyDe1]

Originally posted by: hopeless879

Originally posted by: CrazyDe1


The end battle consists of the guy with no legs on top of the guy with no arms and they're fighting...it's great drunken entertainment

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

yeah I'm extremely hungover at work right now...I'm really not thinking and I'm too lazy to edit it...

 

[hopeless879]

Well, just got back from lunch, stopped at FYE and to my surprise, they had another copy of The Crippled Masters. I picked it up for $6. Oh this will be a fun weekend.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: hopeless879
Well, just got back from lunch, stopped at FYE and to my surprise, they had another copy of The Crippled Masters. I picked it up for $6. Oh this will be a fun weekend.

is that the one where the legless one jumps on the back of the armless one to have a set of arms and legs working together?

 

[Anubis]

HOLY FVCKING SH!T!!!!!!!!!!!! someone else has actually heard of this movie. its great. such a good movie. i need to find it on DVD i didnt know it existed. my friend has it on VHS but this is gonna make his day

 

[TheShiz]

my wal mart has this 4 crappy movie set called "kung fu wars" and one of the movies it comes with it crippled masters, i think it was about $7. the other movies are awful.

 

[hopeless879]

Originally posted by: Anubis
HOLY FVCKING SH!T!!!!!!!!!!!! someone else has actually heard of this movie. its great. such a good movie. i need to find it on DVD i didnt know it existed. my friend has it on VHS but this is gonna make his day

FYE is the only store I've seen it at. One of the stores sold the only one they had, the other had 2 copies, I bought 1. BTW I'm in Cleveland.