crime report from my campus:

SarcasticDwarf

Diamond Member
Jun 8, 2001
9,574
1
76
I go to UW Oshkosh (in Wisconsin) by the way.

6:18 a.m. ? A foot patrol officer conducting a security check of Radford Hall computer lab found a male viewing a pornographic Web site and actively engaging in masturbation. Student Jeffrey Landa, 45, was cited for disorderly conduct and escorted out of the building.


dunno if you can view this w/o being on campus: http://www.advancetitan.com/story.asp?issue=11021&story=2868
 

gistech1978

Diamond Member
Aug 30, 2002
5,047
0
0
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
I go to UW Oshkosh (in Wisconsin) by the way.

6:18 a.m. ? A foot patrol officer conducting a security check of Radford Hall computer lab found a male viewing a pornographic Web site and actively engaging in masturbation. Student Jeffrey Landa, 45, was cited for disorderly conduct and escorted out of the building.

ouch!
i bet next time he closes the blinds.
 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
40,856
311
126
I was in my college library back in the day and some old dude was looking at porn. He'd look around all the time before clicking on the links or whatever, and this huge picture would pop up.
 

Haha, I'm sure the officer took some ribbing for having to take that guy in his car.
 

Heisenberg

Lifer
Dec 21, 2001
10,621
1
0
4:59 a.m. ? A foot patrol officer witnessed a naked female wrapped in a blanket and a male exiting the women?s bathroom on the ninth floor of North Scott Hall. Non-student Sarah Toshner, 20, was cited for underage drinking.

LOL. Whoops.
 

notfred

Lifer
Feb 12, 2001
38,241
4
0
Wow, do they even have crimes other than "underage drinking" on that campus?

4:59 a.m. ? A foot patrol officer witnessed a naked female wrapped in a blanket and a male exiting the women?s bathroom on the ninth floor of North Scott Hall. Non-student Sarah Toshner, 20, was cited for underage drinking.
8:27 p.m. ? An officer on foot patrol observed a male throwing stones at a Fletcher Hall resident?s room. Non-student Troy Nevil, 18, was cited for underage drinking.
 

SarcasticDwarf

Diamond Member
Jun 8, 2001
9,574
1
76
Originally posted by: notfred
Wow, do they even have crimes other than "underage drinking" on that campus?

4:59 a.m. ? A foot patrol officer witnessed a naked female wrapped in a blanket and a male exiting the women?s bathroom on the ninth floor of North Scott Hall. Non-student Sarah Toshner, 20, was cited for underage drinking.
8:27 p.m. ? An officer on foot patrol observed a male throwing stones at a Fletcher Hall resident?s room. Non-student Troy Nevil, 18, was cited for underage drinking.

only posession of marijuana
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
27,631
5
81
Originally posted by: notfred
Wow, do they even have crimes other than "underage drinking" on that campus?

4:59 a.m. ? A foot patrol officer witnessed a naked female wrapped in a blanket and a male exiting the women?s bathroom on the ninth floor of North Scott Hall. Non-student Sarah Toshner, 20, was cited for underage drinking.
8:27 p.m. ? An officer on foot patrol observed a male throwing stones at a Fletcher Hall resident?s room. Non-student Troy Nevil, 18, was cited for underage drinking.

On occasion. Not often they'll cite people, though, too much paperwork.

<--- has worked with campus police too long.
 

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
35,466
4
76
Originally posted by: pyonir
I was in my college library back in the day and some old dude was looking at porn. He'd look around all the time before clicking on the links or whatever, and this huge picture would pop up.

I wasn't that old :eek:

Looks like that was the only instance in which someone was not drunk or stoned
 

NickE

Senior member
Mar 18, 2000
201
0
0
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
6:18 a.m. ? A foot patrol officer conducting a security check of Radford Hall computer lab found a male viewing a pornographic Web site and actively engaging in masturbation.


How the hell can you engage in that passively?

 

DuffmanOhYeah

Golden Member
May 21, 2001
1,903
0
0
Originally posted by: NickE
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
6:18 a.m. ? A foot patrol officer conducting a security check of Radford Hall computer lab found a male viewing a pornographic Web site and actively engaging in masturbation.


How the hell can you engage in that passively?


I think they were saying he was currently engaged in... Not like finished and passed out in his :Q