CREEPY....manager at work trying to talk to me...

[RU482]

in the bathroom while I was taking a piss :Q

Doesn't he know the friggen rules no talking to the guy at the urinal

 

[chipbgt]

someone I think OSHA would not like that.....

you shoudl have turned and talked and nodded your head, all the time pissing on his leather shoes.

"WHOA!!! YOUR PISSING ON MY GUCCI'S!!!"

"Then don't talk to me in the bathroom, moron."

 

[RU482]

the thought seriously crossed my mind, but he was like ten feet away...holding the door open, none the less

I had to slack off the rest of the day just to recover from that one

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Hump his leg. He will never talk to you again.

 

[perry]

Does that rule still apply if you are at a concert, auto race, or some other place with lots of drunk guys, and you are pissing in the sink?

 

[RU482]

Acticle 12, section 1, sub section 37 of the men's guide to pissing allows for that exception

 

[loogie]

Did he try to sneak a peak?

 

[JellyBaby]

I've never understood why people feel the need to talk at the urinals. It doesn't necessarily promote speedy evacuation, you know. My policy is keep your mouth shut until your zipper is shut.

 

[Ornery]

Who made up that rule?

We always chat while taking a squirt. I usually start the conversation with "Woooo, that water's cold!"

 

[kduncan5]

Did he try to sneak a peak?


ROTFLMFAO!!! -kd5-

 

[desy]

I get tired of the cliche talk though. IE no matter how much you shake and dance the last drop falls in your pants or you only rent beer.
weakly apply a haha. . .

 

[DesignDawg]

HAHAAAAAAAA!

GUCCI'S.

Ricky
DesignDawg

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

ROTFLMAO @ MONEL

 

[SuperGroove]

Sad thing is...you always see out of the corner of your eyes...someone sneaking a peek. My friend does this all the time...which is why I usually go to the stalls now.

Sick.

What's worse than someone talking to you at the urinals, is when some let's out a nice juicy, wet poo gas. You just can't keep the flow in a nice linear trail.

Paul

 

[WetSprocket]

If its after I get started screw it I dont care. But please let me get started first. Hate STAGE FRIGHT.

 

[Chooie]

LMFAO @ Ornery Usually, it's just something along the lines of it being really quiet, then hearing a loud "clink" as my ring hits the porcelan

 

[thedealkid]

JellyBaby, damn good policy, lol.

 

[JellyBaby]

thedealkid, thanks!

<< no matter how much you shake and dance the last drop falls in your pants >>

LOL! Damn true. I feel this is the main reason underwear is so popular.