Creepy Joe Simpson strikes again **Updated 8/9**

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
This guy used to be a Preacher. :roll:

No kidding... And the Mom saying no to a guy unbuttoning her shirt makes her look slutty? Hello Mom, open your damn eyes, she broke down the slut barrier YEARS ago.

QFT on both counts. To think Jessica Simpson wanted to become a Christian music singer when she was younger. Now she totally rejects the stuff. <meh>

 

[Stuxnet]

WAAAAY old news... this guy said this crap like 2 years ago.

Welcome to 2004!

 

[da loser]

she's got nice tits :camera: :evil:

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: da loser
she's got nice tits :camera: :evil:

O RLY? (NSFW)

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: thehstrybean
This thread needs pics...






















Of his daughters.... naked.

fixed

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Funny how close his name is to his fellow evil showbiz dad, Joe Jackson.

 

[NFS4]

**Updated 8/9**

Why? This is, after all, the man who praises the sexiness of daughter Jessica's body, and who, a source tells Us Weekly, told stories at an MTV meeting of helping her to fit for her first bra. Says a source who works with them, "It creeps everyone out. And he thinks he knows what he's doing, and that he's doing the best for his kids."

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/20...e-simpson-really-really-loves-his.html

**Vomit**

 

[maziwanka]

*sigh*

im not surprised. just disturbed

 

[chuckywang]

Jessica Simpson's dad gave Jessica a "promise ring" for her to wear. It was meant to symbolize that he would be the only man in her life until she got married.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Jessica Simpson's dad gave Jessica a "promise ring" for her to wear. It was meant to symbolize that he would be the only man with access to her goods until she got married.

:Q

 

[mattpegher]

I don't see a date on the link but I swear I heard that he said this over a year ago. Even VH1 talked about it on one of there celebrity shows a few months back.

 

[fbrdphreak]

Ah, I forgot about that site, so hilarious

So she can tell me all she wants her stupid blonde persona is just an act, but if it looks, acts, and quacks like a duck, I'm pretty fvcking sure it's a spoiled bitch who parks in red zones and thinks two plus two equals doggie.

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: NFS4
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/07/31/jessica_simpsons_parents_are_m.html

Living up to his creepy perverted-father image, Jessica Simpson's dad was quoted by The Scoop talking about how hot his daughter looked, saying:

?She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!?

Additionally, Jessica's mom recently objected to a photoshoot for OK! magazine which featured Jessica lying in bed in her underwear with a guy unbuttoning his shirt. Joe Simpson had approved the shoot, but Tina felt it made Jessica look ?slutty? and wasn't the image they were going for. Although by "they" she meant "her." Because if it were up to Jessica Simpson and her dad the photoshoot would've featured even less clothing and maybe some maple syrup. There probably wouldn't even be a camera involved. Just a roll of condoms and a camcorder set up in the corner.

Creepy Joe in action

is it against the law for a dad to french kiss a daughter?