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gourmettea

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If you took the best features of your favs...what would it be?


For me:

Face: Liz Hurley
Upper Body: Carmen Electra
Lower body: J-LO's
Legs: Nicole Kidman
Brains: Jessica Simpson's
Outfit: Britney Spears

ohh...and load that up running the Jenna Jamison XP 2.1...
 

ISAslot

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Jan 22, 2001
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My highschool crush

hmm, its been 6 years since i was there yo'd think i'd get over her
 

minendo

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Originally posted by: gourmettea
If you took the best features of your favs...what would it be?


For me:

Face: Liz Hurley
Upper Body: Carmen Electra
Lower body: J-LO's
Legs: Nicole Kidman
Brains: Jessica Simpson's
Outfit: Britney Spears

ohh...and load that up running the Jenna Jamison XP 2.1...

So you are basically aiming at acquiring every STD in the book? What a dream girl.
 

gourmettea

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Aug 11, 2003
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Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: gourmettea
If you took the best features of your favs...what would it be?


For me:

Face: Liz Hurley
Upper Body: Carmen Electra
Lower body: J-LO's
Legs: Nicole Kidman
Brains: Jessica Simpson's
Outfit: Britney Spears

ohh...and load that up running the Jenna Jamison XP 2.1...

So you are basically aiming at acquiring every STD in the book? What a dream girl.

naw i just need jenna's skills.........
 

AmbitV

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Wow I thought Jessica Simpson's brain was what everyone complained about...
 

Psycho18

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Nov 4, 2001
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Face: Josie Maran
Upper Body: Josie Maran
Lower body:Josie Maran
Legs: Josie Maran
Brains: Josie Maran
Outfit: Josie Maran
 

Mr N8

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Dec 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: Psycho14
Face: Josie Maran
Upper Body: Josie Maran
Lower body:Josie Maran
Legs: Josie Maran
Brains: Josie Maran
Outfit: Josie Maran

Admit it, you really just want the Olsen twins. :p
 

Psycho18

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Nov 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Originally posted by: Psycho14
Face: Josie Maran
Upper Body: Josie Maran
Lower body:Josie Maran
Legs: Josie Maran
Brains: Josie Maran
Outfit: Josie Maran

Admit it, you really just want the Olsen twins. :p

I can only have them in my dreams, to be honest with you :(
I really need a girlfriend...
 

Gurck

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Brains: Sharon Stone
Face: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Body: Jenna Jameson
Sex Drive: Paris Hilton

Lower body: J-LO's
Why not just date a tractor-trailer? Just as wide a load and you don't have to buy it gifts. :confused: