Create a business model in this thread that will earn billions

[BladeVenom]

Urine flavored beer.

Corona has already invented that.

 

[busydude]

Corona has already invented that.

You what's worse than corona?

Land Shark. Fucking disgrace to be called a beer.

 

[Patranus]

1) Buy Army
2) Takeover Africa
3) Exploit Slave Labor To Mine Diamonds
4) Profit.

or

1) Become 3rd World Dictator
2) Embezzle US Aid Dollars
3) Profit
(It is estimated that Gaddafi had 120 BILLION in assets)

or

1) Marry child of king of Saudi Arabia

(Guess the last 2 aren't "business models")

 

[Rubycon]

You what's worse than corona?

Land Shark. Fucking disgrace to be called a beer.

Red White & Blue. :biggrin:

 

[GrumpyMan]

Wear an ugly smelly rat suit, walk around as if in a drug induced coma, sell pizza and have a couple of video games for kids.
Oh wait, that's been done, damn.......

 

[edro]

Fan powered by windmill powered by fan.

 

[manimal]

Gotta figure out whats the next bottled water. Cmon, something we used to take for granted and was free but now sucks so bad we HAVE to buy bottled or filter it so its palatble or clean..

wait I know...bottled AIR..

 

[silverpig]

Get lots of investors to give you money
Sell $1 bills of investors' money for $0.95 each
Instantly a $1b/yr company
Use awesome revenue growth to suck in new investors



Aside from step 2, I guess this is Groupon...

 

[BladeVenom]

Gotta figure out whats the next bottled water.

Bottled dehydrated water. Just add water.

By using empty bottles, you save a ton on shipping.

 

[Rubycon]

Make a golf club that has a big kazoo on it so it makes a buzzing sound when you swing it.. and tell people it helps them with their swing speed. Sell it for 3 easy payments of $69.99 and if they order in the next 5 minutes, you will cancel one of those payments.

One with light sabre sounds would be nice.

 

[Scotteq]

(1) Invent an app which sends a message which causes an arm and hand to sprout from the recipient's monitor.

(2) Add options for common tasks, such as "flip off in 37 languages", "slap", "punch", "Faceplant".... etc.


(3) Profit

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