Crazy thing's you've said while running errands

[Stupid N00b]

*After handing $1000 to the teller at the bank*

"500 on the Jets"
"Oh, you don't do that? Well I guess checking will be fine then...."

That was a hoot.

 

[icejunkie]

:thumbsup::laugh:

 

[Nitemare]

was the other $500 a tip?

🙂

 

[MisterJackson]

You should have asked her for a lap dance.

 

[Stupid N00b]

Meh. She laughed.

 

[Wallydraigle]

One time at the grocery store I had one of those huge packages of TP with like 24 rolls in it, and when I got it to the counter it had a big tear in the side. The girl running the regiter asked me if I wanted to trade it for a different one, and I said, "No, I'm just going to wipe my butt on it anyway." She turned so red I thought she was going to pass out.

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
One time at the grocery store I had one of those huge packages of TP with like 24 rolls in it, and when I got it to the counter it had a big tear in the side. The girl running the regiter asked me if I wanted to trade it for a different one, and I said, "No, I'm just going to wipe my butt on it anyway." She turned so red I thought she was going to pass out.

😀

 

[czech09]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
One time at the grocery store I had one of those huge packages of TP with like 24 rolls in it, and when I got it to the counter it had a big tear in the side. The girl running the regiter asked me if I wanted to trade it for a different one, and I said, "No, I'm just going to wipe my butt on it anyway." She turned so red I thought she was going to pass out.

Lmao

 

[Slacker]

When I was a teenager working for a pizza place I made the deposits every morning, one time it took a lot longer than usual so I called back to the shop to let the girl know she should open the store and I would be there soon, I made a poor choice of words though......

I told I had been held up at the bank

When I got back she was really pissed at me, she said she didnt know if I was joking or telling her to call the cops :laugh:

 

[Yossarian]

I went to Bed Bath & Beyond to get a gift card for a friend's housewarming. The cashier was a teenage girl. She asked how much I wanted to put on the card and I said totally straight-faced "one million dollars please". Her mouth opened and she looked at me and said "really???" all sincerely 😉 Then I was like "OF COURSE NOT YOU DUMB BITCH, PUT $50 ON THERE". Ok I didn't really say that last part.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I went to Bed Bath & Beyond to get a gift card for a friend's housewarming. The cashier was a teenage girl. She asked how much I wanted to put on the card and I said totally straight-faced "one million dollars please". Her mouth opened and she looked at me and said "really???" all sincerely 😉 Then I was like "OF COURSE NOT YOU DUMB BITCH, PUT $50 ON THERE". Ok I didn't really say that last part.

E-THUG ALERT!!


😉

 

[chuckywang]

man, some of you are real assholes.

 

[amdhunter]

I told the bitch to please stop biting.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Stupid N00b.