crazy stories from college

[clamum]

Originally posted by: RyanSengara
I would have to say my first experience big experience was...

We weren't allowed to bring glass bottles into my res building so I punched out the fly screen on my second floor room, tied two cat4 cables together attached to my buddy's napsack, and hoisted all of the beer through the window.

Hahaha, nice!

 

[Scarpozzi]

Teabagging the roommate's toothbrush after he stole all my beer.

Dirty dishes, pots and pans (including dirty dish water in them) dumped in the roommate's sheets for not cleaning up the kitchen.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
a couple:

On the first day my ex wife's devout christian parents, sister and two young brothers came to visit we had to go to church and then taco bell with them.

Some hippy chick came up to the window screamed and plastered her boobs against the glass.

That was funny.


Another time a chick came selling magazines for some trip. She was hot so I had her come in. She asked me to sit then kneeled in front of me, placing the brochure in my lap while she rested her arms on my thighs.

Same ex-wife came in right when that happened and before I could react.

Funny now, not so funny then.

There was a couple chicks that wanted to mess around and didn't believe I was married. One day they told me to bike past a certain spot on campus as they wanted to show me something...both of them were going at it naked when I did.

They later found out my address and came to my apartment at 11pm. Tried to start a fight with my ex wife thinking she was just a girlfriend. Told her they already 'did me' anyway.

not a good night.

There was a lot more.

you were married in college? talk about bringing sand to the beach, you showed up with a dump truck full

 

[cheezy321]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo

Originally posted by: Anubis
poo dollars?

i always loved freezing shaveing cream and the sliceing it so you could slide it under peoples doors, man that made an awsome mess

I would assume putting money in toilets with poo and seeing if people will grab it.

No, you put a little of your own poo inside the dollar, fold it up and put it on a busy walkway. Someone will come by and either think its their lucky day and stick it in their pocket, or they will smell it and toss it right back down. Sometimes people dont even realize there is poo inside it so they stick it in their pocket and obviously figure it out later. This can happen multiple times in an hour and you can get around 10 - 20 reactions from one poo dollar.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Just a few I can think of:

Vaseline on the door handles.

The epic "garbage fight". Two guys across the hall from each other smeared toothpaste, rotten fruit and other garbage all over each others' doors in an escalating battle.

Same two guys played "ball hockey" down the hallway while "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins played...sitting and rolling a tennis ball towards the other guy's nutsack. First one to cry lost.

Someone microwaved a remote control, setting off the fire alarm at 3 am.

Some guy laid out a deuce in a recycling bin and left it in the hallway for 2 days. Sweet Jesus that was rank.

A few times I pissed in hallways in other dorms while drunk.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: alkemyst
a couple:

On the first day my ex wife's devout christian parents, sister and two young brothers came to visit we had to go to church and then taco bell with them.

Some hippy chick came up to the window screamed and plastered her boobs against the glass.

That was funny.


Another time a chick came selling magazines for some trip. She was hot so I had her come in. She asked me to sit then kneeled in front of me, placing the brochure in my lap while she rested her arms on my thighs.

Same ex-wife came in right when that happened and before I could react.

Funny now, not so funny then.

There was a couple chicks that wanted to mess around and didn't believe I was married. One day they told me to bike past a certain spot on campus as they wanted to show me something...both of them were going at it naked when I did.

They later found out my address and came to my apartment at 11pm. Tried to start a fight with my ex wife thinking she was just a girlfriend. Told her they already 'did me' anyway.

not a good night.

There was a lot more.

you were married in college? talk about bringing sand to the beach, you showed up with a dump truck full

married in college for 2 years of it. Not married for 5 years of it.

Anyway a lot of the other stories sound like middle school stuff rather than college.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Teabagging the roommate's toothbrush after he stole all my beer.

Dirty dishes, pots and pans (including dirty dish water in them) dumped in the roommate's sheets for not cleaning up the kitchen.

Did your apron have a big school letter on it for effect?

 

[SaoFeng]

aahahah aesome stories!

 

[vital]

here's some juicy stories

 

[Fenixgoon]

some of these stories make you people looking like retarded assholes. i never hit the "do crazy shit" stage, and it's served me well.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Then one time we took the entire common area for the whole floor and set up in the mens bathroom. Hilarity Ensues.

Excellent!

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Dirty dishes, pots and pans (including dirty dish water in them) dumped in the roommate's sheets for not cleaning up the kitchen.

Been there. Didn't even have to do it; roommates' friend heard me talking about how long I was going to wait before doing it (at my mom's suggestion nonetheless, cool points ++ for you mom) and the dishes were clean the next morning.

USF is [largely] a commuter school, I actually have only met one person in my first year that lives in campus housing. I live a few miles away from campus, not much crazy dorm fun to be had there.

I'm pretty sure this still counts as a crazy story from college. I went with 7 friends of mine to another mutual friend's wedding in Chicago. We all stayed in one hotel room, we had two cars, a white and black Sentra. We quickly became white team and black team. Amongst the things that ended up happening:

Two guys got drugged with sleeping pills. Both were so fucking oblivious to it too. "I'm so sleepy, what the hell?" The original plan was to bleach the hair of the sleeping pill folks, but that served to be too unreliable, which led to...

Trying to duct tape three different people in order to either dye their hair or throw them in showers. 1. The biggest guy there, also the FOBiest. Didn't work at ALL. 2. Me, the smallest guy there. Remarkably did not work. I was also pissed since a lot of the shit we did was my idea. 3. Random 3rd person. We convinced him that we were going to try tying the big guy up again, then we got him. He started biting and shit though, so we couldn't bleach his hair. We just let him try and untie himself for a half an hour. Big fob guy ended up breaking the door open after chasing 4 guys down the hall and coming back to kick the remaining 3's asses.

Keeping biggest guy FOBman up all night with Gunther's "You Touch My Tralala". Two guys sleeping in a sofa bed ended up having it folded up on them for keeping him up with that shit. Listening to his open ended fob threats (usually just "I'll fucking kill you" or "Maybe I'm still up *awkward pause* because of you?").

 

[Glitchny]

All but 7 residents in my hallway, around 23 people or so, got kicked off campus after freshman year. By the end of the year we had police walkthroughs at night on the weekends.

My friends roommate put on roller skates and used a fire extinguisher to propel himself down the hall. Our bathroom was flooded, ceiling tiles replaced 3 different times from playing rugby. Paper towel/soap/handryer, were all torn off bathroom wall, and 2 stall doors were broken. Trash can was set on fire, kids ripped our RA's tack board out of the wall. And more general asshatery.


It was pretty damn insane.

 

[episodic]

Some frat guys rented an airplane and dropped sacks of flour onto the other frat's house. I just heard about it unfortuantly. I was working full time and going to night classes. . . sigh.

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: episodic
Some frat guys rented an airplane and dropped sacks of flour onto the other frat's house. I just heard about it unfortuantly. I was working full time and going to night classes. . . sigh.

LOLtacular. I did plenty of crazy shit in high school (prep school) but this takes the cake by far. BY FAR.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

In the "quad" area was a large rock that frats and other groups would paint/decorate as a way to advertise one of their events. It was simply known as "the rock."

My friends and I were on the rugby team (which means we were on the drinking team, with occasional bouts of rugby on the weekends).

We had a home game coming up, and we had planned on painting the rock to announce/advertise it.

We ended up getting too shitfaced and gave up the idea -- except for my roommate. He took 3 cans of beer still in their plastic six-pack nooses with some paint and went to paint the rock by himself.

The next morning we were walking in a group through the quad to the cafeteria. On the rock, in the worst dripping, scrawled spraypaint was one word: RUBGY.

RUBGY.

Thanks, Joe. As if we didn't already have a reputation for being a bunch of meat-headed alcoholics...

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: DeathBUAI discovered that the room next to mine was empty.....and mysteriously unlocked! After that it became my personal f**k room for sophomore and junior year as no one lived there either years and the room was never locked.

And many many others...

As in, that's where you had sex with drunken trannies?

 

[FallenHero]

Created an ice slip and slide on the sidewalk in front of our dorm at 1am on a really cold Saturday night. Used it for about 30 minutes, went down it once in nothing but boxers (with some unknown ladies cheering on from the dorms.) Then went upstairs and watched all the drunk people coming back from the bar slip all over the place. They were like ants...we were greatly amused. Ahhh...good times.

 

[Saint Nick]

any more crazy ass stories? i'm trying to get ideas for my senior year. our campus here is largely a commuter school. however, about 1500 kids live on campus. i just want to create memories and wreak havoc!!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

There was this one time the dean put my friends and me on double secret probation, so we had a toga party and the mayors daughter was there...

 

[Saint Nick]

i want to start a campus tradition. like a nekkid mile, but no one would do that -- only in the movies.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Cerpin Taxt
In the "quad" area was a large rock that frats and other groups would paint/decorate as a way to advertise one of their events. It was simply known as "the rock."

My friends and I were on the rugby team (which means we were on the drinking team, with occasional bouts of rugby on the weekends).

We had a home game coming up, and we had planned on painting the rock to announce/advertise it.

We ended up getting too shitfaced and gave up the idea -- except for my roommate. He took 3 cans of beer still in their plastic six-pack nooses with some paint and went to paint the rock by himself.

The next morning we were walking in a group through the quad to the cafeteria. On the rock, in the worst dripping, scrawled spraypaint was one word: RUBGY.

RUBGY.

Thanks, Joe. As if we didn't already have a reputation for being a bunch of meat-headed alcoholics...

Ahahahaha :laugh:

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
my roomie was getting a beej from his gf (ended up marrying her) one night and he finished. she spit it out of the window and it streaked a window three floors down. that white streak was there for months. everytime we walked up to the building (11 storey res) we made a comment on the staying power of the "white lightning".

but... i really don't remember much from that first year. i took a year off after that, worked in a factory and decided i had to get my ass back to school, so i finished my degree somewhere else. the toughest thing was not being able to go back to all the friends i had made in 1st year.

be cool, stay in school.

Real girls swallow.

 

[shocksyde]

Oh, let's see here...

There was the time a penny-flicking fight escalated into a vacuum going through the wall...

There was the time I tackled my roommate into a closet and he left a butt-shaped hole in the wall...

There was the time we brought a fire extinguiser into the room, shot it everywhere, and had the fire department come because people thought our apartment was on fire...

There was the time my roommate picked me up and threw me over his shoulder in a wrestling sort of move. We both hit our heads on the beer pong table (made using a closet door) and were knocked out for a few seconds on the ground...

There was the time we broke every single door in our apartment (cheap particle board doors). I think it was 3 folding closet doors and 3 regular doors. We had massive piles of door splinters all over the apartment....

There was the time we used a broom as a javelin and put ~50 holes in a closet door (this led to the rest of the doors mentioned above being demolished)

We got half of our security deposit back from that place

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: Ns1
My friend shat himself after a hard night of drinking.

I pissed myself while sleeping once. It started out as an enjoyable dream and ended in misery.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: meltdown75
my roomie was getting a beej from his gf (ended up marrying her) one night and he finished. she spit it out of the window and it streaked a window three floors down. that white streak was there for months. everytime we walked up to the building (11 storey res) we made a comment on the staying power of the "white lightning".

but... i really don't remember much from that first year. i took a year off after that, worked in a factory and decided i had to get my ass back to school, so i finished my degree somewhere else. the toughest thing was not being able to go back to all the friends i had made in 1st year.

be cool, stay in school.

Real girls swallow.

:roll: you're an idiot.