Crazy Old Lady keeps calling me

[GonzoCircus]

This lady keeps calling me at work, must have been a dozen times so far, says one or two sentences and then hangs up. She doesn't seem to respond to anything I say.

A few things she's said so far:

"And I hope they know heaven will rain fire on them."

"I hope Bush gets elected. I want to see him really come after me"

"All these kids! I can believe they've got these kids!"

"I'm not crazy. Sure I've tried the drugs, but I know about the drugs. Oh boy."

"I'm sick just sick of 'em! And I'm sick of the St. Paul Police."

"Don't think I dont know what you're up to."

 

[Heisenberg]

Where do you work?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Where do you work?

 

[GonzoCircus]

A newspaper

 

[PunDogg]

can u block her number?

Dogg

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: GonzoCircus
A newspaper

Oh, that explains it. Media outlets like TV and radio stations and newspapers get weird calls pretty often. I used to work at a radio station.

 

[jagec]

Start saying things back.

"I knew I should have buried those bodies deeper"
"Can you believe how much leather whips cost these days?"
"I hope Satan comes when I summon him tonight"
"Boy, you'd be amazed at how much blood 14 little kids can hold!"

 

[Nikamichi]

How do you know she's crazy?

 

[JoeKing]

next time just say "This is Satan!! Satan!! I'm coming to steal your shoes! Satan!!" And then make gurggling demon sounds. I don't know if that'll get rid of her, but it'll be funny to hear her reaction.

 

[Sluggo]

My wife works at a call center (bank), every morning at 8AM some lady calls and asks where she can buy goat milk.

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
My wife works at a call center (bank), every morning at 8AM some lady calls and asks where she can buy goat milk.

I demand you change your avatar! There can be only one!!!! Your king commands it.

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: Sluggo
My wife works at a call center (bank), every morning at 8AM some lady calls and asks where she can buy goat milk.

I demand you change your avatar! There can be only one!!!! Your king commands it.

I just like following you around and posting behind you. I like the look of a row of candy canes.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: Sluggo
My wife works at a call center (bank), every morning at 8AM some lady calls and asks where she can buy goat milk.

I demand you change your avatar! There can be only one!!!! Your king commands it.

I just like following you around and posting behind you. I like the look of a row of candy canes.

Hey, who doesn't like candy canes?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
My wife works at a call center (bank), every morning at 8AM some lady calls and asks where she can buy goat milk.

Speaking of which, where do you find it?

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: jagec
Start saying things back.

"I knew I should have buried those bodies deeper"
"Can you believe how much leather whips cost these days?"
"I hope Satan comes when I summon him tonight"
"Boy, you'd be amazed at how much blood 14 little kids can hold!"

Hahaha!! that is hysterical!
Thanks for the laugh!
🙂

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: Sluggo
My wife works at a call center (bank), every morning at 8AM some lady calls and asks where she can buy goat milk.

I demand you change your avatar! There can be only one!!!! Your king commands it.

I just like following you around and posting behind you. I like the look of a row of candy canes.

Hey, who doesn't like candy canes?

I like candy canes

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Sluggo
My wife works at a call center (bank), every morning at 8AM some lady calls and asks where she can buy goat milk.

Speaking of which, where do you find it?

Inside a goat. You only want female goat milk though.