Crazy Infommercials

[Questi4110]

Dont know how to spell informmercial

Anyway...i forget what the product name was...but it was advertising some revolutionary blender

The guy put some milk in the blender by itself and started it
He ended up with a shake of just plain milk
HE took a spoon of it and said this:
"Yum...this tastes delicious"
followed by, "And i have made tons of these at home...the air just fills up your stomatch for hours"

What the hell...the air fills up your stomach?

What these people do to sell these products amazes me


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[ys]

Do those electro muscle excerise things work?

 

[Logix]

From the Simpsons, Dr. Nick Riviera's amazing Juice Loosener:


Troy McClure: (On TV, pressing orange to face) Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.
Homer: (At home, pressing orange to face) Huh? You mean there's a better way?
Troy: But that's all changed. Thanks to the Juice Loosener. Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.
Dr. Nick: Thanks Troy. Hi everybody!
Crowd: Hi Dr. Nick!
Dr. Nick: Troy, would you like a glass of orange juice?
Troy: I sure would. But won't we have to pay those outrageous grocery store prices for something the farmer probably spit in?
Dr. Nick: Not anymore! All thanks to the new Juice Loosener.

(Dr. Nick pours a bag of oranges into the loosener and starts it, making a lot of noise)

Troy: Dr, are you sure its on? I can't hear a thing.
Dr Nick: (screaming) It's whisper quiet!

(Machine stops and one drop of orange juice goes into the glass)

Troy: You got all that from one bag of oranges?
Dr. Nick: That's right. Order now, and you'll also get sun-n-run. The suntan lotion that's also a laxative.
Homer: Gotta get a juicer, gotta drink juice, loose weight. Won't get chest pains from answering the phone anymore.

 

[SsZERO]

Electronic Muscle Stimulation does work, however you won't look like a greek god after using it, as they try to make it seem on the infomercial. They will tone your musles and help reduce fat, but to build muscle you still have to lift weights. NASA astronauts use EMS to reduce the muscle loss they incur while in outer space.

Also note that the EMS units you see on infomercials are generally of much lower quality (and higher price) than a unit that you could purchase from a fitness store.


-= SsZERO =-



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