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Sorry I really can't share my story. It will make me look stupid and an ass for what I did.

But I can tell my friend's story.

He's dating this 18 year old girl, he broke up with her. Next day he was at a career fair, she showed up following him around and crying. LOL

Oh, she also called his mom...his mom told him to treat her right. Now he's stuck in a dead end relationship....Wonder how this will end.
 
I was 17 (almost 18), went out with a girl I thought was 16 for two weeks. Stayed the night at a friend's house and we all all fell asleep in various places. I woke up around 5:30am and she was on top of me (clothed), but was grinding on me. I had BAD morning breath, had to pee, and had to got to work in 45 minutes, so I rolled her over and had to leave.

3 days later is came out she was only 13 :Q

WOW- talk about lucky
 
Originally posted by: eakers
okay, this didn't happen to me but about a week after a friend of mine broke up with his long term girlfriend she took a dump in a paperbag and then smeared it all over the windsheild of his car! hahaha!

anyways, share your crazy ex experiences!
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this is definitely made up. girls don't poop, everyone knows that.
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I was 17 (almost 18), went out with a girl I thought was 16 for two weeks. Stayed the night at a friend's house and we all all fell asleep in various places. I woke up around 5:30am and she was on top of me (clothed), but was grinding on me. I had BAD morning breath, had to pee, and had to got to work in 45 minutes, so I rolled her over and had to leave.

3 days later is came out she was only 13 :Q

WOW- talk about lucky
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WOW. that is freaking nasty
 
Originally posted by: maziwanka
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I was 17 (almost 18), went out with a girl I thought was 16 for two weeks. Stayed the night at a friend's house and we all all fell asleep in various places. I woke up around 5:30am and she was on top of me (clothed), but was grinding on me. I had BAD morning breath, had to pee, and had to got to work in 45 minutes, so I rolled her over and had to leave.

3 days later is came out she was only 13 :Q

WOW- talk about lucky
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WOW. that is freaking nasty
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Tell me about it. I still shudder at the amount of trouble I could have gotten into.
 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
All I could think of was that she would jump off the balcony in a manic drunken rage, I'd be convicted of murder in Mexico & spend the rest of my life in a Mexican prison.
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Jesus F*CKING CHRIST!!!!!
 
Broker up with a girl in HS. She was 17 I think. Well, I was out of town with the family the next weekend, and when I got home I found out she broke into our house (used the spare key we had hidden) and stole all of my underwear? Now why would she steal my underwear??
To this day I still can't figure that one out.
 
Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
Broker up with a girl in HS. She was 17 I think. Well, I was out of town with the family the next weekend, and when I got home I found out she broke into our house (used the spare key we had hidden) and stole all of my underwear? Now why would she steal my underwear??
To this day I still can't figure that one out.
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Maybe she liked the way your balls smelled 😀
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: maziwanka
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I was 17 (almost 18), went out with a girl I thought was 16 for two weeks. Stayed the night at a friend's house and we all all fell asleep in various places. I woke up around 5:30am and she was on top of me (clothed), but was grinding on me. I had BAD morning breath, had to pee, and had to got to work in 45 minutes, so I rolled her over and had to leave.

3 days later is came out she was only 13 :Q

WOW- talk about lucky
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WOW. that is freaking nasty
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Tell me about it. I still shudder at the amount of trouble I could have gotten into.
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Stupid laws. 😉
 
Originally posted by: Bumrush99
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
All I could think of was that she would jump off the balcony in a manic drunken rage, I'd be convicted of murder in Mexico & spend the rest of my life in a Mexican prison.
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Jesus F*CKING CHRIST!!!!!
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She was the freakiest (in a good way) woman in bed I've ever met, wish she wasn't so unstable🙁
 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
I've got 2.

1st ex wife & I were arguing in driveway, she got in car & I thought it'd be smart to sit on her car hood and she drove off, with me hanging on the hood, for a couple of blocks.

Went to Cancun with live in GF who had problems like an onion, she kept revealing new problems every week🙁

Anyway, she was a diagnosed rapid cycling bipolar and went off her meds (unbeknownced to me, or that she even needed bipolar meds) and got very drunk, started hanging on other guys, we finally made it back to the suite we were staying at (8th floor) and since it was 2am & I was toast, I wanted to call it a night, she didn't, we started arguing and she started pounding on me, which sucked because I'd had a motorcycle wreck a month previously and had a new plate in my arm & 7 broken ribs. She kept screaming that her ex husband was going to kill me when we got back to the states, I camped out in the living room, and she would come out every hour or so & smack me. All I could think of was that she would jump off the balcony in a manic drunken rage, I'd be convicted of murder in Mexico & spend the rest of my life in a Mexican prison.
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Winner!! :Q
 
1.) How about a girl trying to STAB YOU! I WIN!

I had to lock myself in a room until she cooled down enough to talk to her.

2.) I also had another girl at the office who had a crush on me (partially provoked by me since I flirted & talked fantasy sex with her) and ended up stalking me for weeks. She would brag to me the exact time I'd arrive home on a particular day--freaky! Then, when I left the company, she started spreading lies that I was on the run from a husband (who wanted to kill me) who's marriage I destroyed by sleeping with his wife. Thankfully, her fantasy smear campaign didn't work with many office workers who knew me better than that....still it made for interesting water cooler talk for a while, so I hear.

 
Originally posted by: Kev
Originally posted by: eakers
okay, this didn't happen to me but about a week after a friend of mine broke up with his long term girlfriend she took a dump in a paperbag and then smeared it all over the windsheild of his car! hahaha!

anyways, share your crazy ex experiences!
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this is definitely made up. girls don't poop, everyone knows that.
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they poop alright, they just refuse to acknowledge that it stinks. 😛
 
Originally posted by: dquan97
no stories yet, though my wife threw a bunch of plastic forks at me (we then realized that she was pregnant)
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Did she say....... "Fork you" 😉

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
front door was off limits

Back door wasn't.

I'll never figure that one out.
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i knew a guy in college who's gf had the same rule. something about keeping her virginity LMAO. anyway, enjoy it while you can, lucky bastard!
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I was 17 (almost 18), went out with a girl I thought was 16 for two weeks. Stayed the night at a friend's house and we all all fell asleep in various places. I woke up around 5:30am and she was on top of me (clothed), but was grinding on me. I had BAD morning breath, had to pee, and had to got to work in 45 minutes, so I rolled her over and had to leave.

3 days later is came out she was only 13 :Q

WOW- talk about lucky
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isn't it every guy's dream to wake up to a girl doing something sexual to him? (maybe not a stranger though)
 
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