crappy party stories - share

[NewSc2]

well, last night i went to this "party" with a bunch of people I somewhat knew and 2-3 people i knew well. however, i was pretty out of it during the whole party, but like nobody talked to me really, i was just zoning out on the TV on the couch.

i mean, i knew i was zoning out, except party still sucked ass =\

Anybody care to share their crappy party stories?

 

[shiner]

I was at this party last night and there was this lamer that just sat on the couch watching TV. The rest of us all had a great time, music was pumping, girlies were bumping, at the end of the night we were all humping. Well....except for the lamer on the couch.

 

[FrustratedUser]

LMAO!

 

[NewSc2]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
I was at this party last night and there was this lamer that just sat on the couch watching TV. The rest of us all had a great time, music was pumping, girlies were bumping, at the end of the night we were all humping. Well....except for the lamer on the couch.

=P

no this was seriously lame tho, nasty chicks, and this guy who kept thinking music was on and the chicks were hot - boy was he messed up

 

[HappyPuppy]

Parties are what you make of them.

 

[RaySun2Be]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
I was at this party last night and there was this lamer that just sat on the couch watching TV. The rest of us all had a great time, music was pumping, girlies were bumping, at the end of the night we were all humping. Well....except for the lamer on the couch.

ROFL!

I remember a party in college (UMKC, Conservatory of Music) my roommate and I held for our performing group. I had broken up with my girlfriend, so the party starts winding down, didn't hook up with anyone, I'm on the couch feeling blue, there's a couple near the piano talking and kinda making out, and apparently a couple of guys who attended "hooked up" in the kitchen, based on snippets of their conversation. So I'm sitting there on the couch, feeling very alone, sad, realizing that at that particular point in time, life really sucks.

So I've been the lamer on the couch. But I got over it, pulled the big "L" off my forehead, got a grip on things, another girlfriend, and life was much better.

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
I was at this party last night and there was this lamer that just sat on the couch watching TV. The rest of us all had a great time, music was pumping, girlies were bumping, at the end of the night we were all humping. Well....except for the lamer on the couch.

I had someone do this at a party of mine. We we all smoking out the basement and then drinking outside and the whole damn time, this guy who I didnt even know was watching anime on my big screen. First off, who the hell watches anime???? Second, how in the world did he find it on cable, I didnt think I had any channels with that. Third, why not just sip on a beer while being with other people instead of watching a show while everyone else is having fun. I think I told him 5 different times to get out of my house, but his ride was having sex with my friend upstairs, so I let him stay. He was obsessed with the girl he came with and by "mistake" walked into that bedrooom and watched for a few seconds before leaving. He was a freak. Thank god that guy moved 1000 miles away

Spac3d

 

[UNCjigga]

glen: i had a drunk girl attackign me once and i called them
glen: you know how girls get drunk and come over for sex?
glen: and then go nuts like" you don't love me?"
glen: and then get violent and hit you? and then try to drive their cars?
u n c jigga2k: DUDE
u n c jigga2k: this girl one time
u n c jigga2k: stole my car!
u n c jigga2k: she'd been drinkin' too
u n c jigga2k: but she wasn't drunk
u n c jigga2k: we were all at a party
u n c jigga2k: i didn't even know her that well
u n c jigga2k: and she ends up breakin up with her bf
u n c jigga2k: gets into a fight with another girl
u n c jigga2k: beats her up (for sleeping with bf)
u n c jigga2k: starts ballin
u n c jigga2k: then wants to leave
u n c jigga2k: problem is the stupid ho lost her car keys
u n c jigga2k: rather than waste time finding them, she goes over to where all our jackets are on the sofa
u n c jigga2k: and rummages through my jacket
u n c jigga2k: finds my 'Volvo' key
u n c jigga2k: hmm, only one volvo outside
u n c jigga2k: and she's gone!
u n c jigga2k: I was like wtf?
glen: call the cops
u n c jigga2k: good thing I knew her name and stuff
u n c jigga2k: I called local campus police
u n c jigga2k: told them her name and her address (good thing to have campus directory online!)
u n c jigga2k: they went over but didn't charge her

 

[johnjohn320]

Y'know what's funny?

I love music, I love dancing, I love people, I love girls, I love intoxication, I love the night life.

But I hate parties...

 

[shiner]

Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine

Is cross-thread tripping legal?

 

[xuanman]

any party involving voluminous amounts of throw-up and vomit...crappy party

 

[boi]

Originally posted by: xuanman
any party involving voluminous amounts of throw-up and vomit...crappy party

especially if its in your house:disgust:

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine

Is cross-thread tripping legal?

I'm so misunderstood....

 

[miniMUNCH]

Not really a party story per se but...

My friends and I went to the Viper Room in Hollywood one time (place sucks btw) just to see what it was like and some really drunk mofo hit me square in the face outside while I was smoking with my friends. I swear I didn't do a damn thing to the guy...I dunno, maybe his woman thought I was hot or something. Anyway, so about three seconds after the guy hits me, I'm on my back [in the guy just dropped to him me] with this dude mauling me. Fortunately, I was pretty much dressed in clothes (kinda 70's funk style ala Tyler Durden) I picked up from a thrift store. I'm a pretty athletic, strong guy and I was basically on my first drink so I was able to get the guy off me pretty fast. I got like two good shots in on him before other people broke us up. However, I clearly took the lions share of the damage...I was really upset because I pretty much got my ass kicked and was not given an oppurtunity to kick ass back...the dude was pounding on me for a good 15-20 seconds and then when I get up and start clockin' him a few times, people [his friends I think] restrain both of us.

So I not only got my butt handed to me, I stank like cheap beer...

The crazy thing was, in college I was a fight magnet. Just about half the parties I went to, some guy I didn't know would start a fight with me. Eventually, I stopped going to parties altogether due to the fights and tougher classes.

 

[EvilYoda]

crappy party story? Here's one: I want to party tonight, but don't have anybody to go with. It's gotten to a point in my life where I just broke up with my g/f of 3 years, one of the only people I party with is too tired, and the rest of my friends enjoy sitting at home on a Saturday night. How did I get like this.

See? It's so bad that I couldn't even get to a party to complain about.




On a completely unrelated topic: anybody in Ann Arbor partying tonight?

 

[gopunk]

i went to a "party" once....um it was like 10 guys and ONE, that's right, ONE girl. me and my friend hitchhiked our way out of that hell hole...