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crap, the wife is gonna make me see "The Notebook" this weekend

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Originally posted by: mitchafi
Before the show sneak and take a dump in one of the more desirable seats. Then wait patiently.
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Like that would be something the theatre has never had happen before.
 
Originally posted by: jntdesign
I hate chick flicks, how can i get out of it?
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i hear you man, my wife has been mentioning it to me at least once a day now, that it's come out.
 
Originally posted by: Gurck
Originally posted by: mitchafi
Before the show sneak and take a dump in one of the more desirable seats. Then wait patiently.
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Now that'd be something worth seeing 😀
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You haven't lived until you have seen the aftermath of an old lady's colostomy bag bursting.
 
Originally posted by: Strang
Geez, jntdesign's threads certainly do involve a lot of coprophilia. 😛
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But i'm not the one who brings it up!!

No cleveland steamers for me...:disgust:
 
show her the reviews. bring a book. be exhausted, and fall asleep. be drunk. make out with her the whole time, get her to give you head in the theater. lots of ways to pass the time 🙂
 
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: Gurck
Originally posted by: mitchafi
Before the show sneak and take a dump in one of the more desirable seats. Then wait patiently.
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Now that'd be something worth seeing 😀
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You haven't lived until you have seen the aftermath of an old lady's colostomy bag bursting.
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I used to work at a grocery store and one day I got up there about 10 mins early to go get my check and cash it (my bank is in the store) but my manager was standing at the door smiling saying "Go on and clock in". This was strange because they were writing people up for clocking in early. I clocked in and this older guy Ricky that used to work there whealed around the corner with a mop bucket and a sour look on his face. The my manager handed us some gloves and I'm like wtf (because I sack grocery's, not do odd jobs so this was out of the ordinary).

Now he opens the door to the guys bathroom which is right beside and it had the most godawful odor you will ever smell. I looked inside and there was sh!t EVERYWHERE. It looked like someone had set off a sh!tbomb. I realized why Rick looked so sour, then turned to my manager with a WTF are you thinking type of look. I made $5.35 an hour there, hardly worth it to have to clean up this mess. It obviously orriginated in the stall at the far corner (which was closed, so I couldn't see the extent of the damage in there yet), but somehow it had got on the sink and mirror, and there was a stream of it for lack of a better term flowing across the floor and into the two other stalls. I opened up the stall and I was speechless.

Suprisingly there was not a whole lot in the actual toilet bowl, but he managed to get it everywhere else. I'm talking places you could not even possibly imagine. There was smear marks all over the floor, combined with the sh!t/water combo that had somehow flooded half of the restroom (which is a 3 person btw, so it is not exactly small). There was a few small chunks stuck to the wall about 4 feet up, and we spent a few minutes guessing on how that could have got there.

All told it took both of us working together around 2 hours to clean up the mess made by whoever it was. Several men walked in there while we were at work, said wtf? and left. This is a brand new, 3 million dollar grocery store mind you. The flagship of Brookeshires, what every store from now on should be modeled after. It was spotless when we were through though, I will say that.

True story, and not exaggerated one bit. Hell, I probably left some good parts out, it's been a while.
 
My girlfriend made me go see this movie with her. Get out of seeing it in anyway that you can, it will be worth it. A complete boring waste of time.
 
Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: Gurck
Originally posted by: mitchafi
Before the show sneak and take a dump in one of the more desirable seats. Then wait patiently.
Click to expand...

Now that'd be something worth seeing 😀
Click to expand...

You haven't lived until you have seen the aftermath of an old lady's colostomy bag bursting.
Click to expand...

I used to work at a grocery store and one day I got up there about 10 mins early to go get my check and cash it (my bank is in the store) but my manager was standing at the door smiling saying "Go on and clock in". This was strange because they were writing people up for clocking in early. I clocked in and this older guy Ricky that used to work there whealed around the corner with a mop bucket and a sour look on his face. The my manager handed us some gloves and I'm like wtf (because I sack grocery's, not do odd jobs so this was out of the ordinary).

Now he opens the door to the guys bathroom which is right beside and it had the most godawful odor you will ever smell. I looked inside and there was sh!t EVERYWHERE. It looked like someone had set off a sh!tbomb. I realized why Rick looked so sour, then turned to my manager with a WTF are you thinking type of look. I made $5.35 an hour there, hardly worth it to have to clean up this mess. It obviously orriginated in the stall at the far corner (which was closed, so I couldn't see the extent of the damage in there yet), but somehow it had got on the sink and mirror, and there was a stream of it for lack of a better term flowing across the floor and into the two other stalls. I opened up the stall and I was speechless.

Suprisingly there was not a whole lot in the actual toilet bowl, but he managed to get it everywhere else. I'm talking places you could not even possibly imagine. There was smear marks all over the floor, combined with the sh!t/water combo that had somehow flooded half of the restroom (which is a 3 person btw, so it is not exactly small). There was a few small chunks stuck to the wall about 4 feet up, and we spent a few minutes guessing on how that could have got there.

All told it took both of us working together around 2 hours to clean up the mess made by whoever it was. Several men walked in there while we were at work, said wtf? and left. This is a brand new, 3 million dollar grocery store mind you. The flagship of Brookeshires, what every store from now on should be modeled after. It was spotless when we were through though, I will say that.

True story, and not exaggerated one bit. Hell, I probably left some good parts out, it's been a while.
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What the heck? I am not even on AIM :Q I don't get your sig 😉

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
Thankfully my gf isn't big on seeing chick flicks in the theater, so I'll be spared for 3 months or so. Although to be honest, I'd rather see The Notebook than the last movie we saw together (Stepford Wives).
 
Tell her to go with one of her girlfriends. If she insists on you going with her then just shut up and go... enjoy some popcorn or nachos... it's not like it's a Barney movie. Then insist that she go somewhere you want to go, and not bitch about it and make it less enjoyable when you both go to your place.

*EDIT* Tell her you'll take her to the movie... and then to Taco Bell 😀
 
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