CRAP!!!! The idiot is still in the office!!!!

[Windogg]

Dammit, I though my archnemesis the wannabe l(user) was gone!!! There was no one in his cube this morning so I thought he got the boot for sure. He just stopped in and told me something about his antivirus software not loading. WTF!?!?!? the only way to screw it up is to futz around with the configuration. DAMN the POS software that corporate has us use. This moron once associated all EXE files to launch with Acrobat 3.0 and now he starting up his crap again. That's it. He's toast.

GRRRRRRR

Windogg

 

[Tetsuo316]

i think you should just run toward him, tackle him, then get up, and go back to your chair without saying a thing about it.

 

[G41184b]

It sucks to have to work with a total idiot, especially when you have to deal with his crap everyday. You have my sympathy [yuo prob don't care] but your rants are usually very funny so there may be some hope for this guy afterall. You should take one of those resumes he was talking about and send it to ringlin brothers barnum and baily or something.

 

[rocmonster]

You should walk into your boss's office and tell him that this guy is making it impossible for you to do your job and that he needs to go NOW!

 

[Spoooon]

Kill him. Then you can prop him up in his chair to make it look like he's working. No one will ever know...

 

[Locutus of Board]

I think you should create a poll on whether he should stay or should he go.

 

[Windogg]

tetsuo316" I'd do it but my anorexic ass would probably just sink into that nasty mount called his gut.

G41184b: I truly appreciate the sympathy. The rants I post here are actually a good may for me the vent. I once caught a glimpse of his resume and it was the like the National Enquirer or the Star. He's a "Database Developer" (Worked with MS Access), Graphic Designer (Once opened Windows Paint), "Network Engineer" (Doesn't know a router from a hub), "Programmer" (Call "Splash Screens" "Flash Screens&quot, "Hardware Technicial" (Managed to get a PCI card in backwards), and "Webmaster" (I'm sure you knowby now). To think this guy can't get a job. According to someone that sits near him he must've been on a dozen interviews because his generic excuse is that he has a "dental checkup". Today be had another "toothache" that needed to be looked at.

Windogg

 

[Adul]

I think you should just wire his chair to an ac outlet and see what happens.

 

[XMan]

Oh, well. At least he didn't futz up the Xerox machine again.

 

[Psychoholic]

Maybe you could compile all the experiances you have had with him into a book. You could get it published, sell millions of copies of this comic masterpiece, and retire rich never having to deal with him ever again.

Of course then again maybe he'll use his legal experiance and take you to court for royalties, it would be like My Cousin Vinnie all over again!!!

 

[Batti]

See why we need to work in space? An "airlock malfunction" would send this guy drfiting to the sun!!

 

[BiggieN]

what's his "official" job title? ever thought of putting a trojan on his computer and have it shut down the comp once ever 5 mins or so just to annoy the crap out of him? put an assimilator program on his comp that reverts everything to its original state...sort of like a hard disk clone?

 

[BoberFett]

I feel for you Windogg. What's your position in the company? Maybe we can come up with some devious ways to get rid of this guy.

 

[Anybody]

What I would do would be to put together an offical report of all the things the guy has done that has cost the company time and money and present it to your manager. Explain to him that he is not only impacting your productivity but but also the productivity of (the whole office/his whole team/people who sit near him).

 

[cavingjan]

I have to ask: who's son is this guy? The CEO? Maybe he's the next CEO in training and just trying to see how the "common" folk work. Or he could be spying to see who should get the next set of promotions and pay raises.

Where I work, we have banned all PhDs from using the coffee maker and copier. I watched one guy reverse the amounts of water and grounds. It was strong enough to wake the dead.

 

[Howard]

Windogg, read up on the life story of the BOFH (Bastard Operator From Hell). It's almost exactly like you, except he does what the idiot does to you, to other idiots! So funny!

Bastard Operator From Hell!!!

The first episode is at the bottom, and newest episodes are at the top.