Crap gold for $425!

[EGGO]

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Wash that down with BlingH2O. You're one step away from crapping roses.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

i've never heard of gold leaf decorating feces, and people have been drinking Goldschlager for many years. the majority of the gold will be below the surface of the turd. distribution through the entire length of the turd would require gold injestion continuously for at least half a day. for a turd to truly sparkle, consumption of at least 1 ounce of leaf is necessary.

 

[MyThirdEye]

What a worthless pos.

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: amjohns5
What a worthless posT.

Fixed.