Crap...first run in with the po-po

johnjohn320

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Got nailed for 56 in a 40 coming back from the girlfriend's house. Kinda sucks...before the intersection it's a 40 zone, right after the intersection it's 50. Having made this trip many times, I knew this, and jumped the gun on accelerating. I sped up through the intersection, and got nailed. :(

Guess that'll learn me. Ironically, my girlfriend got busted on the same road one week ago coming back from my house.

And yes, I know this post probably isn't interesting to read, just sort of ranting I guess.
 

notfred

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One time me and my girlfriend were having sex in my old truck in a state park at about midnight. About 1 minute after we finished and were getting dressed, a light shone on the car, and a cop walked over and knocked on the window. He asked us the usual "What are you guys doing", to which we replied "um... uh... nothing...". After that he asked my girlfriend how old she was, and then he looked at me and said "Don't I know you?"

The cop took my license back to his car for a few minutes, and I was kinda freaking out cause he thought he recognized me from somewhere. It turns out the cop remembered me from, um, something else that happened, about 2 or 3 years prior. Anyway, he let us go, and told us the park was closed after 10:00PM.

I thought I'd tell that story since the original post wasn't very interesting.
 
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Originally posted by: notfred
One time me and my girlfriend were having sex in my old truck in a state park at about midnight. About 1 minute after we finished and were getting dressed, a light shone on the car, and a cop walked over and knocked on the window. He asked us the usual "What are you guys doing", to which we replied "um... uh... nothing...". After that he asked my girlfriend how old she was, and then he looked at me and said "Don't I know you?"

The cop took my license back to his car for a few minutes, and I was kinda freaking out cause he thought he recognized me from somewhere. It turns out the cop remembered me from, um, something else that happened, about 2 or 3 years prior. Anyway, he let us go, and told us the park was closed after 10:00PM.

I thought I'd tell that story since the original post wasn't very interesting.


I call BS
 

johnjohn320

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Originally posted by: notfred
One time me and my girlfriend were having sex in my old truck in a state park at about midnight. About 1 minute after we finished and were getting dressed, a light shone on the car, and a cop walked over and knocked on the window. He asked us the usual "What are you guys doing", to which we replied "um... uh... nothing...". After that he asked my girlfriend how old she was, and then he looked at me and said "Don't I know you?"

The cop took my license back to his car for a few minutes, and I was kinda freaking out cause he thought he recognized me from somewhere. It turns out the cop remembered me from, um, something else that happened, about 2 or 3 years prior. Anyway, he let us go, and told us the park was closed after 10:00PM.

I thought I'd tell that story since the original post wasn't very interesting.

Same thing happened to my best friend and his gf. Except they weren't finished yet, and they weren't getting dressed.
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: Falloutboy525
I call BS

Go ahead and call whatever you want, I've only been here for years, posted 25,000 messages and never made up anything before. Of course, you just got here, so you might not know that.
 

Kadarin

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Ah, your first run-in with the police, and thus the downward spiral begins...
 

ThaGrandCow

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Originally posted by: Falloutboy525
Originally posted by: notfred
One time me and my girlfriend were having sex in my old truck in a state park at about midnight. About 1 minute after we finished and were getting dressed, a light shone on the car, and a cop walked over and knocked on the window. He asked us the usual "What are you guys doing", to which we replied "um... uh... nothing...". After that he asked my girlfriend how old she was, and then he looked at me and said "Don't I know you?"

The cop took my license back to his car for a few minutes, and I was kinda freaking out cause he thought he recognized me from somewhere. It turns out the cop remembered me from, um, something else that happened, about 2 or 3 years prior. Anyway, he let us go, and told us the park was closed after 10:00PM.

I thought I'd tell that story since the original post wasn't very interesting.


I call BS

I call negative BS because the same thing happened to me and one of my ex's back when I was in high school. I was living in MD at the time and obviously state laws differ in every state. Anyways I was parked in what I thought was a ninja-stealthy-secret place off the road so I could park for a while with my GF. About 10 minutes into it a spotlight shines onto the back window of my car, it was a cop that had pulled up behind us. He walks up to my window and asks, "what are you two doing?" Being the uber-witty guy I was back all those years ago I notice that the radio is turned on and set to a volume level of 3 and respond "um... nothing sir, just listening to the radio." (the radio was set to a level where only a NASA spacecraft set to listen to the deepest reaches of space could hear). The cop then proceded to request my ID and that of my GF's, to check to make sure that I wasn't having relations with a minor. Once he confirmed that we were good to go in the eyes of the law he left after telling us to be on our way.

Obviously, after being interrupted by a cop and having the sh!t scared out of me, the mood was definitely spoiled. I dropped her off and went home.
 

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One day I was showing off the rebuilt engine (done up 350) in my 1968 Buick Skylark Custom Coup courtesy of umm, unsupervised acceleration trials on our local cruise strip. And this guy in a smallblock powered 1980 Chevy Malibu 4 door decided he had some kind of racecar (it was slightly warmed over) and wanted to race me. Well, I said why not. So any way I didn't see that cop going the other way and when the light turned green we both nailed it. What a rush! Both of us trying to get traction and smoking the tires, I started pulling a head of him at 45 mph. I slammed into second at 55 mph and left 6 feet of rubber on the street. He was pulling up side me again, but I started pulling ahead again as we reached 80 mph. It was then I looked into the rearview mirror and saw the cop riding the dotted line with the lights and sirens blaring. Crap!, I thought. There goes my license (a racing charge brings a 1 year suspended license and $1000 fine and 10 points if I remember correctly) and so we both let off the gas and were waiting for the officer to make a choice of who to pull over. He choose the Malibu and I took off home quickly. I was never charged with anything after that, but I did stay low for about a week. The Malibu was put up for sale about a week later as I saw it in our local AutoTrader and I saw it one day with a for sale sign on it. LOL. Those were the good old days.

I thought I would post this as the original post wasn't very interesting.