Cranksters!

compuwiz1

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Can you always spot em? I think I can. 25=60 in less time than it took to make "gone in 60s". It's a magic aging too I don't understand why! :Q Women, who used to be sexy, can't sit still, and most of their front teeth are missing. (Did Fellatio cause this condition?)
 

UNCjigga

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Whatchu talkin bout, Willis?

Was that supposed to be a coherent sentence?

Where can I find information on giant monkeys?
 

Kelvrick

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Umm... I'm confused. Are you talking about old ladies that used to be chicks?

Chicks that somehow in only so many years now look like old ladies? I kinda get the fellatio comment

<== aging monkey dance
 

Perknose

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Steve, I know it's your birthday (congrats) but . . . musing about the oral abilities of aging female junkies? What's in that cake, anyway?!?

The only blow job you should be thinking about is snuffing out those cake candles.

Now, make a wish! :D
 

InfectedMushroom

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
drunken rant? :p

he probably just got a bj while drunk from a 25 year old crack-whore that looks like she might be 60 and is missing a few front teeth.
rrriiiiiight?
 

Red Dawn

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I knew some pretty Crankster and Coke Wenches in my time. The main problem is getting them to shut the Fsck up.