Crank 2: High Voltage

Dean

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I did also, but they will explain that in the movie i hope.

I still want to see Transporter 3 with a new indestructible car.
 

Slick5150

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I couldn't have hated the 1st movie any more than I did. I was literally angry walking out of the theater.
 

DaveSimmons

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Originally posted by: Slick5150
I couldn't have hated the 1st movie any more than I did. I was literally angry walking out of the theater.

Did you go into it not realizing that it was supposed to be a wildly over the top action comedy?
 

Chunkee

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Originally posted by: Slick5150
I couldn't have hated the 1st movie any more than I did. I was literally angry walking out of the theater.

There was no reason for your anger. Buy some Goobers next time and enjoy.
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: DaveSimmons

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you'd think a 100+ foot fall onto concrete would do that, but apparently not :)

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I watched it again the other night...when he lands on the street, his heart beats again...and he blinks (or his eye twitches or moves or something). Kinda leaving it open like...he lived. I dunno.
 

Dean

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Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Originally posted by: Slick5150
I couldn't have hated the 1st movie any more than I did. I was literally angry walking out of the theater.

Did you go into it not realizing that it was supposed to be a wildly over the top action comedy?

Tell me about it. Some people just take the Transporter and Crank series too seriously. They are made for high energy fun, but some just don't get it and will try to point out all the impossibilities! :D
 

Chunkee

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Originally posted by: Dean
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Originally posted by: Slick5150
I couldn't have hated the 1st movie any more than I did. I was literally angry walking out of the theater.

Did you go into it not realizing that it was supposed to be a wildly over the top action comedy?

Tell me about it. Some people just take the Transporter and Crank series too seriously. They are made for high energy fun, but some just don't get it and will try to point out all the impossibilities! :D

thaintsfor splainin that Lucy...i sot it was da high caliber scorcese kind of frick
 

WhoBeDaPlaya

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Originally posted by: Dean
Tell me about it. Some people just take the Transporter and Crank series too seriously. They are made for high energy fun, but some just don't get it and will try to point out all the impossibilities! :D
Some folks just want academy award winning drama in every flick they watch, even in pr0n (with accompanying John Williams soundtrack :p ).

 

JasonCoder

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Originally posted by: Dean
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Originally posted by: Slick5150
I couldn't have hated the 1st movie any more than I did. I was literally angry walking out of the theater.

Did you go into it not realizing that it was supposed to be a wildly over the top action comedy?

Tell me about it. Some people just take the Transporter and Crank series too seriously. They are made for high energy fun, but some just don't get it and will try to point out all the impossibilities! :D

Not really. I totally dug the original Transporter. Transporter 2 was a shitacular ruination of the series. I rented Crank when there wasn't a damn thing to rent that weekend and was disappointed. I'll give Crank the edge over the two suckfests by virtue that it appeared to have a bit more style. But that's like saying Michael Myers is slightly more hug-able then Jason Vorhees.
 

Dean

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Originally posted by: Chunkee
Originally posted by: Dean
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Originally posted by: Slick5150
I couldn't have hated the 1st movie any more than I did. I was literally angry walking out of the theater.

Did you go into it not realizing that it was supposed to be a wildly over the top action comedy?

Tell me about it. Some people just take the Transporter and Crank series too seriously. They are made for high energy fun, but some just don't get it and will try to point out all the impossibilities! :D

thaintsfor splainin that Lucy...i sot it was da high caliber scorcese kind of frick

Anytime Ricky. Glad to be here when you need help.
 

Fenixgoon

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transporter >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crank. i think transporter 1 > 2, but i definitely prefer the A8 over the BMW7 :D

half of crank's dialog is some derivative of "fuck", which was rather disappointing. i was fairly disappointed in the movie, so i'm glad i bought it for only $5 on BF

i too would prefer a transporter3 :)
 

chuckywang

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If the bad guys had time to replace his heart, why didn't they just put a bullet in his brain to kill him quickly?
 
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Originally posted by: DaveSimmons

spoiler....







you'd think a 100+ foot fall onto concrete would do that, but apparently not :)

It was more than 100'... WAY more.

This reminds me of that movie "Soap" with Whoopie Goldberg screaming "He was decapitated! How am I supposed to write for a guy who doesn't have a head?!?"

 

PimpJuice

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Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
transporter >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crank. i think transporter 1 > 2, but i definitely prefer the A8 over the BMW7 :D

half of crank's dialog is some derivative of "fuck", which was rather disappointing. i was fairly disappointed in the movie, so i'm glad i bought it for only $5 on BF

i too would prefer a transporter3 :)

do you always spend money on stuff you were dissapointed by?

 

natep

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loved the first one, i got a lot of laughs out of it. that plot synopsis on imdb makes me think that the 2nd one will be just as satisfying.

i liked Crank much more than the two Transporters.