craigslist is pretty funny

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Beat us up for money!

Reply to: comm-129389090@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-01-28, 8:07PM PST


Beat us up for money!

Do you want to empress your girlfriend, wife or just someone you want to be with? We can help! Below is a list of services that we offer.

1. We can stage an incident where you will come to your girlfriend?s rescue.
We have three stuntmen that you can beat-up. You can choose to bet-up one guy or all three at once.. We rehearse all fights with you before they happen.

2. Want to make someone jealous we have very attractive men and women that can help?

3. We travel all over the United States. Our services are not cheap and we bring an off duty police officer with us at all times for everyone?s safety.

4. Or anything else you can think of.


If interested please reply to this email stating what services you would like and we will get back to you with a quote and a phone number .

Thanks..



* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




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[DaiShan]

haha that is awesome

 

[Ricemarine]

Ooo...

How much hmm...

 

[Goosemaster]

if anything, their choice of content for the bullets that evidently negates their llegitimacy as seperations of complete clauses is making me pull ou my redit card right now...

 

[Bozono]

I Wanna Be Empressed.

 

[DaWhim]

great idea

 

[SampSon]

Good idea.
Should really help out some of the uber rich losers who can't get anybody but a escort.

 

[Syringer]

You can choose to bet-up one guy or all three at once..

How much do I have to bet?

 

[clickynext]

Hahaha...

 

[IVB]

I could have gotten paid to get beat up?

Man, this whole time i've been giving it up for free.

 

[Bozono]

Originally posted by: Syringer

You can choose to bet-up one guy or all three at once..

How many do I have to bed?

If you have to ask...

 

[Miramonti]

What a great idea. I've gotten beat up before, making someone else look good in front of his girl, altho I forgot to submit a bill for it when it was all over.

 

[ViviTheMage]

empress..amazing english.