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Fat chick, 25 NewnanPTC area....
I'm a single mom with no agenda or baggage, looking for emotionally stable geeks, 25-40. I'm not sociologically pretty, and I don't expect you to be either. If you're looking for Barbie, you're wasting your time and mine, but I'm sarcastic, kind, brave, cynical, witty, adventurous, and, above all, honest. I love the Pacific Ocean, swearing, Disney World, concerts, museums, Macs, flea secondhand bookstores, road trips, puppies, Fark, hockey, Scrabble, Invader Zim, sarcasm, good music, wine, dinner parties, Cake (both the band and the food), and documentaries. I want a best friend that I just happen to be physically attracted to. Unfortunately, all my best friends are chicks, and, while YOU may think that's hot, it doesn't exactly ring my bell) If you like cartoons, that would be a huge plus.




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Shes nice and honest at least :laugh:



Another one

Share new 2br condo, central location, (walking distance to downtown), with mature nudist professional male. 2nd br. good size 12X15 and partially furnished. I am open minded, easy going and laid back, and this a good deal for an open minded male/female looking for a new place to hang out (if you chose) and hang your hat. All amenities included, including washer and dryer! Avail. January 1 2009! $400/mo. with first and last required.




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Craiglist is good tonight :laugh:



ahahaha

To the Red Focus that got a ticket (London)
Reply to: pers-972591856@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-28, 9:44PM EST


You: A young male, probably early 20's. You were driving in the middle lane just outside of London, going towards Woodstock.

Me: I was going 150, in my red focus, when I saw the cop doing radar. I was so kind to slow right down, and quickly get to the "slow" lane. The cop came, and saw two focus's and you were just trying to get to the slow lane.

Cop: That guy must have tried to get over.

Result: I am assuming you got a ticket. I got away. Honestly when I say 150, I was probably going faster. I hope you didn't lose your wheels. Thanks for helping me out of a jam.




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RichardE

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Added another Craiglist funny

To the Red Focus that got a ticket (London)
Reply to: pers-972591856@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-28, 9:44PM EST


You: A young male, probably early 20's. You were driving in the middle lane just outside of London, going towards Woodstock.

Me: I was going 150, in my red focus, when I saw the cop doing radar. I was so kind to slow right down, and quickly get to the "slow" lane. The cop came, and saw two focus's and you were just trying to get to the slow lane.

Cop: That guy must have tried to get over.

Result: I am assuming you got a ticket. I got away. Honestly when I say 150, I was probably going faster. I hope you didn't lose your wheels. Thanks for helping me out of a jam.




* Location: London
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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