Sir Fredrick
Guest
Here is a song many of us computer geeks can relate to, compliments of Flashlight Brown.
My system crashed like a princess on the run
All work was lost and the O.S. was done
What did I do to have faulty parts bestowed?
Maybe the gods don't know binary code
I was looking away
Now it's telling me "Press the ANY key. Out of memory."
I was looking away
Now it's telling me "Welcome to the team. You're my new machine."
Look up the maker and give the line a call
They'll claim the error is quite logical
My tasks were simple, I had a good technique
Now with computers they take me all week.
All my friends have gone outside
They all come past to say goodbye
And I'm a slave to my machine
And it commands me through the screen
Radiation burns my skin and my bones
They're all in league it's an information drain
They're out to get me and drive us all insane
Incite me on to a hardware killing spree
CPU murder in the first degree
-Flashlight Brown
My system crashed like a princess on the run
All work was lost and the O.S. was done
What did I do to have faulty parts bestowed?
Maybe the gods don't know binary code
I was looking away
Now it's telling me "Press the ANY key. Out of memory."
I was looking away
Now it's telling me "Welcome to the team. You're my new machine."
Look up the maker and give the line a call
They'll claim the error is quite logical
My tasks were simple, I had a good technique
Now with computers they take me all week.
All my friends have gone outside
They all come past to say goodbye
And I'm a slave to my machine
And it commands me through the screen
Radiation burns my skin and my bones
They're all in league it's an information drain
They're out to get me and drive us all insane
Incite me on to a hardware killing spree
CPU murder in the first degree
-Flashlight Brown
