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PanzerIV

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I work with this lady who has been here a little over a year now and I dislike every fiber of her being. Typically I am a pretty easy to get along with and congenial towards most of my coworkers but she is the big exception to the rule.

She reminds me of a troll. She's fat, short, red headed, waddles like a duck when she walks and has some type of rash on her face all of the time. Her voice is as appealing as that screeching emergency test tone you hear during bad weather.

She's just as fat as ever yet never stops talking about her newest adherance to X diet. Amazingly she seems to be in the kitchen area more than anyone and has practically worn a footpath to it. She will take any opportunity to proclaim how her "diet" is going and ramble on to others about it regardless if they were in another conversation or act like they don't really care which in truth, they don't!

She's our CPA but acts like she's part owner of the company and always has her hand in things she doesn't understand especially technology wise. I've explained simple things to her time after time and they don't sink in. I shudder whenever I have to go and help her.

I truly cannot stand this woman. Who do you dislike in the workplace and why?
 
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SaltBoy

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There's this one older lady is about as overweight as you can get, yet she's about as jolly a person you can get as well. She drives me nuts -- NOBODY can be as perky as she is, and she sure makes it known all the time with that loud, obnoxious donkey laugh of hers. Nobody around says anything to her, but I think everybody wants her to just SHUT UP, PLEASE!
 
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Maverick

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there's this fattie at my work that reminds me of Cartman. He bitches and moans about every little thing and gets pissed when he sees people surfing the web. He says you should look busy. He "looks busy" by opening up a spreadsheet in excel and scrolling by each cell with it.
 
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JulesMaximus

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There was a facilities guy here who was kind of annoying and abrasive but he was let go a couple weeks ago. I never really had to deal with him except to have an A/C duct over my desk moved or when he shut off the power to the copier room and my computer happened to be on the same circuit so it went down with it, would have been nice if he told me before so I could have saved my work first. :roll:
 
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PanzerIV

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Originally posted by: SaltBoy
There's this one older lady is about as overweight as you can get, yet she's about as jolly a person you can get as well. She drives me nuts -- NOBODY can be as perky as she is, and she sure makes it known all the time with that loud, obnoxious donkey laugh of hers. Nobody around says anything to her, but I think everybody wants her to just SHUT UP, PLEASE!
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LMAO@donkey laugh. Yeah, the woman I described is the same way except she's as fake as a three dollar bill. I thought maybe it was just me but a lot of people have sensed the same thing. Nobody really likes her much.
 
Kadarin

Kadarin

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I work at a smaller company, and come to think of it, there's no one there I dislike. :thumbsup:
 
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Rufio

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Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I work with this lady who has been here a little over a year now and I dislike every fiber of her being. Typically I am a pretty easy to get along with and congenial towards most of my coworkers but she is the big exception to the rule.

She reminds me of a troll. She's fat, short, red headed, waddles like a duck when she walks and has some type of rash on her face all of the time. Her voice is as appealing as that screeching emergency test tone you hear during bad weather.

She's just as fat as ever yet never stops talking about her newest adherance to X diet. Amazingly she seems to be in the kitchen area more than anyone and has practically worn a footpath to it. She will take any opportunity to proclaim how her "diet" is going and ramble on to others about it regardless if they were in another conversation or act like they don't really care which in truth, they don't!

She's our CPA but acts like she's part owner of the company and always has her hand in things she doesn't understand especially technology wise. I've explained simple things to her time after time and they don't sink in. I shudder whenever I have to go and help her.

I truly cannot stand this woman. Who do you dislike in the workplace and why?
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is her name beth?
 
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Zombie

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The damn support engineer who also happens to be owner's wife's cousin. MOFO thinks he knows everything and can boss people around. But in reality he is good for nothing POS pencil pusher.
 
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PanzerIV

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Originally posted by: rh71
Judge only by action, not appearance. Have a good day.
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I witness her actions every day. I would abhor her sight unseen, trust me.
 
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Maverick

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Originally posted by: Rufio
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I work with this lady who has been here a little over a year now and I dislike every fiber of her being. Typically I am a pretty easy to get along with and congenial towards most of my coworkers but she is the big exception to the rule.

She reminds me of a troll. She's fat, short, red headed, waddles like a duck when she walks and has some type of rash on her face all of the time. Her voice is as appealing as that screeching emergency test tone you hear during bad weather.

She's just as fat as ever yet never stops talking about her newest adherance to X diet. Amazingly she seems to be in the kitchen area more than anyone and has practically worn a footpath to it. She will take any opportunity to proclaim how her "diet" is going and ramble on to others about it regardless if they were in another conversation or act like they don't really care which in truth, they don't!

She's our CPA but acts like she's part owner of the company and always has her hand in things she doesn't understand especially technology wise. I've explained simple things to her time after time and they don't sink in. I shudder whenever I have to go and help her.

I truly cannot stand this woman. Who do you dislike in the workplace and why?
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m
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is her name beth?
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Now you guys are scaring me...this exactly describes a woman my gf works with


AND HER NAME IS BETH!
 
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PanzerIV

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Dec 19, 2002
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Originally posted by: Maverick
Originally posted by: Rufio
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I work with this lady who has been here a little over a year now and I dislike every fiber of her being. Typically I am a pretty easy to get along with and congenial towards most of my coworkers but she is the big exception to the rule.

She reminds me of a troll. She's fat, short, red headed, waddles like a duck when she walks and has some type of rash on her face all of the time. Her voice is as appealing as that screeching emergency test tone you hear during bad weather.

She's just as fat as ever yet never stops talking about her newest adherance to X diet. Amazingly she seems to be in the kitchen area more than anyone and has practically worn a footpath to it. She will take any opportunity to proclaim how her "diet" is going and ramble on to others about it regardless if they were in another conversation or act like they don't really care which in truth, they don't!

She's our CPA but acts like she's part owner of the company and always has her hand in things she doesn't understand especially technology wise. I've explained simple things to her time after time and they don't sink in. I shudder whenever I have to go and help her.

I truly cannot stand this woman. Who do you dislike in the workplace and why?
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o
m
g

is her name beth?
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Now you guys are scaring me...this exactly describes a woman my gf works with


AND HER NAME IS BETH!
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Oh God not only is she a troll but she's been cloned!!
 
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